12/15/2011

Sorry, I Prefer Large Jalapeños

Profile Sent in by Toni:

About me:

I am the hellspawn of two stegasauri and a tar pit. Maybe you've read about me. I was on the cover of sixty magazines last month.

Seriously though I'm Amos and I am on this site to find a woman with whom to create hellspawn of my own. Before they grow hair to disrupt their smoothskin. Like fishes. Or litle jalapenos. Haha I laugh.

Most women I meet on this site don't know their asses from my asses. This presents a problem when it is washing time. If interested, let me know. I will read every email you send off to me.

4 comments:

  1. Rawr the Dinosaur, have we found you a prospective mate? He does say he's another dinosaur, after all...

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  2. Pffft, I can do way better than that. That stegosaurus' tiny walnut brain is showing.

    Besides, I prefer human men. Or maybe just Zachary Quinto. Either way, somebody with a brain that I can't fit in the palm of my claw-hand.

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  3. Silly Wolfie, stegasauri are herbivores, and Rawr is clearly a carnivore, unless her picture lies. I think we found her dinner.

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  4. Trufax, Ankh Ascendant. Granted, sometimes the carnivores and herbivores get together, but generally the herbivores are just too fucking delicious to date.

    Although this guy, on the other hand, I would not want to eat him. I'm afraid his stupid might be contagious. D:

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