9/03/2011

Date Theft Auto

Profile and Emails Sent in by Carrie:

About me:

Know what happens when a man doesn't have a warm body to sleep next to every night? It isn't pretty. I'm tired of it and so I'm taking it into my own hands. Next woman who writes me gets anything she wants. For the next hour I will leave this up on my profile and you have but to write and name something and I will give it to you. In exchange, you give me a single night. Women are stupid if they don't take a man up on such an offer.


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Carrie Responds:

Hi. Saw your profile. I'd like a half-dozen ferraris for my friends and I. In exchange, I'll give you a night. Deal?

Carrie


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Kevin Responds:

Glad you checked out my profile. Are you friends going to be spending the night with me too? The gift was only for the woman/women who will be spending the night with me and not for the woman and her friends together unless the friends will also be spending the night.

Kevin


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Carrie Responds:

That's fair. I'll just take the one ferrari, then.

Carrie


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Kevin Responds:

Carrie it's a deal. Sadly you do not get to pick the ferrari color because I have to use certain ways (trust me you don't want me to get into it) to get the ferrari but trust me I think you will love it! I have to get its VIN number (vehivle identify number) taken care of (just for leagal purposes) but then it will be yours, babydoll.

When do you want to meet up and get the ferrari.

Kevin


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Carrie Responds:

How about this Friday night at Danny's Bar and Grill on Main Street? 8pm. Be there with the ferrari.

Carrie


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Kevin Responds:

I will babydoll I will.

Kevin


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(Carrie says: "My intent was to have a little fun with a guy over the Internet, not to inspire someone to commit a crime. My older brother knows a lot of cops so I asked him for advice and he told me that if I had a good faith belief that a crime had occurred, I should send the materials into the local PD. I felt silly doing it, but I forwarded them the e-mails just in case this guy was to actually show up with a stolen ferrari.

"He never wrote me back after I didn't show up, and his profile remained unchanged for a little over a month before it disappeared completely. Don't know what happened to him.")

2 comments:

  1. I'm guessing he would have presented you with a toy ferrari and expected you to fullfill your end of the contract. Wonder what would have happened if you'd given him a toy knight?

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