9/13/2011

Can't. I'm Too Busy Going Everywhere Else Forever.

Email Sent in by N.E.:

You've got a sweet face! And a sweet way with words! Why don't you bring your sweet face over to the land of Mycrotch for the night? It is a sweet place to bring your sweet face! A sweet race to the land of Mycrotch for your face!

It has been long since a worthy man has journeyed to Mycrotch. I am a BBW but you will not need a map to find your way! Just ask for help from the friendly keeper of the fertile lands and we will be on our way together! After a trip to Mycrotch we should journey to the city of Yourcrotch! I like to please and be pleased so please(!!!) race your sweet face to my place!

Melinda

13 comments:

  1. Where is Howie? This one's tailor-made for him.

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  2. He sure gotta purty mouth, don't he?

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  3. I kinda wanna use that line. Not as a pickup or message or anything, but with a SO. "Looks like your face is in need of some travel, why not go to Mycrotch for the night?"

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  4. Mycrotch is sooo five years ago. These days it's all about Facecrotch.

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  5. It's not often we get overtly sexual messages from women, it feels... against normality of this site.

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  6. Mycrotch Holmes, the genio older brother of the genial Mycroft Holmes.

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  7. I bow down to culuregoat's comment!
    Too funny and cannot be beat!

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  8. @ Ashley: I actually thought a man was writing this until I saw the name was a woman's. It threw me for a loop!

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  10. I think we should get this woman and "Bacteria Guy" together...

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  11. Culturedgoat... That is pure genius.

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