Email Sent in by N.E.:
You've got a sweet face! And a sweet way with words! Why don't you bring your sweet face over to the land of Mycrotch for the night? It is a sweet place to bring your sweet face! A sweet race to the land of Mycrotch for your face!
It has been long since a worthy man has journeyed to Mycrotch. I am a BBW but you will not need a map to find your way! Just ask for help from the friendly keeper of the fertile lands and we will be on our way together! After a trip to Mycrotch we should journey to the city of Yourcrotch! I like to please and be pleased so please(!!!) race your sweet face to my place!
Melinda
13 comments:
Wow. I can't even.
Where is Howie? This one's tailor-made for him.
He sure gotta purty mouth, don't he?
I kinda wanna use that line. Not as a pickup or message or anything, but with a SO. "Looks like your face is in need of some travel, why not go to Mycrotch for the night?"
Mycrotch is sooo five years ago. These days it's all about Facecrotch.
It's not often we get overtly sexual messages from women, it feels... against normality of this site.
Mycrotch Holmes, the genio older brother of the genial Mycroft Holmes.
I bow down to culuregoat's comment!
Too funny and cannot be beat!
@ Ashley: I actually thought a man was writing this until I saw the name was a woman's. It threw me for a loop!
I...I have no words...
I think we should get this woman and "Bacteria Guy" together...
Culturedgoat... That is pure genius.
I have an erection.
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