8/03/2011

Most Likely a Message Delivery Glitch

Profile Sent in by Eric:

About me:

I've been burned worse than most. My exes were cruel and abusive. They should all be in jail. If you want a one-way ticket to jail then by all means send me a message.

Sorry if I don't sound alright. I'm not. I'm hoping that a good man with solid prospects will come along to fix me since I can't do it on my own. I don't need a psychiatrist: just a man to take me by the hand and take the lead. I get upset for no reason sometimes and he has to understand what that means and take good care of me instead of flying off the handle and into his cheating lover's arms. Do you understand this?

What do I have to offer? Love. What more do you need? Don't understand why there are no messages coming into me if every guy on here is just saying "I want love" then that's what I'm offering where are the messages.

2 comments:

  1. "All you need is love, rataratara..."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTF_wJW7N4g

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  2. She's right; she doesn't need a psychiatrist. She needs a PSYCHOLOGIST to help her work through her PTSD, depression, and trust issues.

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