7/10/2011

Who Let Bob Dylan Near the Computer?

Email Sent in by Larissa:

Got your email.  Let me ask you a few questions here:

Not like most guy dont care about size of bra?  Only emotions to connect you know>  IVe sang in two bands./  avent cut my hair in seven years.  The photos I posted on my profile are all of my younger brother.  He looks like me but has shrter hair.  He is would I what like without shorter hair.  Im sorry drunk stoned and totally screwed up right now.

What kind of guy do you like?  You messaged me so I guess your are interested?  Dont worry about my younger bro hes great.  He''s great but Ill so kill him if he touches touches you.  i Will bathe in the blood of my brother before I let him hurt you you beautiful shame so beautiful woman.

Let me into your life.  That is a lyric from my song.  Let me into your life and haha I forget the rest.  You are so beautiful.

Blüd
(my real name you will learn laterz)

2 comments:

  1. He will bathe in his brother's blood and he signs off as Blud. I'm scared.

    ReplyDelete
  2. This puts the "sketchy" into Sketchy Emails.

    ReplyDelete

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