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About me
Prison time is hard. Writing me an email is easy.
Root canals are hard. Sending me a quick message is easy!
Pumping out babies is hard. Messaging me is a cinch!
I am much easier and pleasurable than any of these tasks! Why the hell aren't you women messaging me or messaging me back? Are you saying that you'd rather have a root canal, go to prison, or have lots of babies than even write me "hello?" Or maybe all at once! A root canal while having a baby in prison is a stupid life choice and it is one that you make every day that you do not message me. Why experience the pain?
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The part edited from earlier profile additions:
"My dick is hard. Sucking it is easy."
*editions, becuz i tipe Engilsh gud.
No worries, Maxwell... writing good English is hard - messaging ^ dude ^ up there is easy.
I like this message. I'd send him a "hello" email and I'm not gay! I promise!
It is undoubtedly true that I'd rather go on a date than to prison. Same goes for pumping out babies. Jury's still out on the root canal.
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