Profile Sent in by Lisa:
The first things people usually notice about me
I have loads of jewelry. Turns out good things can come of family members dying: their jewels! I got jewelry from my great-great-grandmother, two great-grandmothers, both of my grandmothers! and waiting on my mom.
No you can't have any and I have enough to mix and match for a real long time. I'm decked out cause I can be and give no time to the haterz, bitchez!!!!
4 comments:
Bragging about your family jewels on a dating site might be crossing the line...
He's waiting on his mom, and likes playing with his family jewels.
--> Read: a virgin who lives in his mother's basement.
I would dearly love to send this out as a mass email to his family.
I guess this stupid bitch won't be getting any jewewlry from me.
Post a Comment