6/28/2011

Playing Hard

Profile Sent in by Anne:

Who I'm looking for:


Someone who understands the delicate balance between work and play.  Both are important, and I'm willing to discuss any concerns you might have about how I might be favoring one over the other.  Understand, though, that you can't have one without the other, and working hard is just as important to me as playing hard.

Also, I would appreciate it if you would tell me up front if you're really a man.  I've already met two people from this site who have themselves down as women but actually have penises.  One of them was gracious enough to tell me beforehand, while the other… let's say, I found out too late.  I have nothing against you if you're a man and want to dress up, etc.  Please be honest when dealing with me.  Thank you.

7 comments:

  1. Well did (s)he or did (s)he not have an Adams Apple....?
    or maybe you thought it was a Toblerone piece stuck in the throat area?

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  2. I don't think one can get more honest than "While the other… let's say, I found out too late".

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  3. This is why I pull a Crocodile Dundee and give the ladies a little test tap when i first meet them

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  4. Uh oh, bitch got a penis?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c6vDxvOXhQ

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