5/31/2011

Choo Choo Your Caboose

Profile Sent in by Maddie:

I'm interested in women with asses like bubblegum: pink and choo-choo-chewy! Never had your ass chewed?? Time to start now! Not just any guy will do this so grab me while you can for some chewing action all night.

11 comments:

  1. I'm looking for a good blog to read. Anyone have a suggestion?

    Oh, and I really love food made from vinegar or brine. Yum!

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  2. Ted Bundy: He's back bitches!

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  3. A man who got his own ass chewed out a few too many times...

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  4. I can't say I have ever had my ass chewed. sounds kinky!

    picklesinmyass.blogspot.com

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  5. That's not kinky you twat.

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  6. According to him it's unusual! Apparently not just any guy will chew my arse! And all night you say? I can hardly contain myself.

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  7. I guess it'e be somewhat similar to gnawing on a big tit...without the nipple
    ....unless there is a big zit on her arse.

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  8. Nothing about this sounds pleasant at all.

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  9. Anne- it is, in fact, kinky. It's clearly a sexual act in his mind, outside of the sexual norm. A kink. You twat.
    (P.S Just assume that if it's not vanilla, it's some level of kinky.)

    Can't say I'm a fan of this particular fetish.

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  10. Chewing on an ass sounds pretty vanilla to me. I'm sure I've seen it in some lame romance movie at some point.

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  11. I think the biggest issue is that the only thing worse than feeding the troll is to praise the troll.

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