6/15/2017

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Story Sent in by Melissa:

When I was out to dinner on my first date with Brian he asked me, "Do you still period?"

I was in my early 20s, so it was very safe to say, "Uh... yes."

He reacted in shock. "Eww! That's so gross. I thought you'd be past menopause by now. When will you be done perioding?"

I replied, "Uh... not anytime soon. Sorry."

"Ugh," he said, effectively killing the date.

8 comments:

  1. I don't have anything funny to say, but it reminds me of the these two youtube videos, so, wait, let me channel my inner Architect:

    Lesbians touch penis for the first time
    Gay Men touch vagina for the first time

    I guess some people are just not well-educated or sheltered? I have a friend who said he had no idea about the female anatomy and that one of his ex-boyfriends had to teach him and I wasn't sure if it was because he's gay and not interested in women or because the American school system sucks balls?

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    1. Ironically, I went to Catholic school, and learned all about the vadges in 7th/8th grade. They taught the boys and girls seperately, though... because, well, I can't really think of a good reason. I guess they wanted kids to be more comfortable asking questions.

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    2. Those videos are solid gold

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    3. I have not clicked those links yet, but it is only a matter of time before I can no longer resist......aaaaaaaand that time is now.

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    4. And since I'm at work now, let's just go ahead and delete that internet history....

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  2. "never trust a being that can bleed for five days and not die"

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    1. Never trust a being with two heads and only one brain :)

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  3. Straight fire, Alibiestu ;)

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