1/22/2017

Rock Off

Profile Sent in by Mason:

About Me:

I talk to rocks. Started when I got a pet rock in 6th grade and went explosive from there. Now I have around 600 rocks in my bedroom alone. My parents say I will cave through the floor any minute now but their bedroom is under mine so who will be laughing? Wait and see.

9 comments:

  1. That person has talc for brains.Lives with parents and I'm guessing is not a petrologist.But at least they collect rocks instead of people.However if I were the parents I would suggest that their failure to launch kid go live in a cave and find a nice,strong rock to settle down with.Make the crazy official and all.

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    1. "Collects rocks instead of people"! Made me laugh out loud!

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  2. I wanted to be a mineralogist at the age of 8 so I can't judge. oh wait, yes I can. person be cray

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    1. I'm judging the shit out of that profile!That person is waiting for their rock covered floor to come crashing down on the heads of their parents!I wonder if this was ever an episode of"MY Strange Addiction".Wait and see indeed...

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  3. It's not that bad! Unless his collection is made up of rocks like this.

    I know a good structural engineer if the parents want to reinforce their bedroom ceiling. But if they want to protect their lives, well... I can't help them, but someone else probably could.

    Or maybe, just maybe, we're thinking about this all wrong.

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  4. What is more worrying? That he collects rocks, that he lives with his parents or that he consider that his parents being potentially squashed by his own rocks as some sort of vindication and find the idea amusing?

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    1. Karma will end up with the parents not being home at the time the floor collapses with their dumb offspring being buried under a pile of rocks.

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  5. This guy was probably pretty lonely as a kid. But you start collecting and then, it becomes a habit.

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