2/19/2015

Troubled Water

Story Sent in by Evelin:

Jack had the idea to go on a harbor cruise for our first date. I had lived in the D.C. area for years but never did such a thing before. It sounded like fun, so the next thing you knew, there we were on the "high seas."

We watched the scenery go by and he sidled up pretty close next to me. It was okay for a little bit, but this was our first date after all. I moved away very slightly and he moved closer again.

I asked him if he wanted to take a little stroll around the boat (I honestly just wanted to be closer to more people). He said he was fine where he was and so I took a little walk of my own.

When I finally returned to him, he asked me, "How was your walk?"

"It was nice. It's beautiful. This was a great idea."

"Uh-huh. Did any guys show you their dicks?"

"Did... what?"

"You were gone for a while. You didn't hook up with anyone?"

"Are you kidding me? No!"

He looked surprised and said, "Want to take that walk? I'm ready when you are."

"I just took a walk. But I can't believe you just asked me that."

He said, "Okay. I got it. You didn't hook up with anyone. Three cheers for your pure, untouched virginity. Now can we take that walk?"

I said, "I'm going to go to the bathroom," and I hurried away.

I managed to avoid him for the rest of the cruise and when we docked I slipped off of it before he could catch up with me. He never contacted me again, so at least in that regard he could take a hint.

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