1/25/2015

Please and Spank You

Story Sent in by Vernon:

I met Molly online and we wound up at dinner together. It didn't take a Sherlock Holmes to observe that her attention fastened onto our waiter immediately, and her gaze lingered on him long after he had left our table.

Was I being paranoid? No, because she commented to me in a low voice, "What I wouldn't give to spank him."

"Who?"

"Our waiter. Have you seen his ass?"

I asked her, "Should I leave you two alone?"

She then said, "Don't be like that. Are you really insecure or something?"

"Not at all. Just not used to women making comments like that about other guys when I'm on dates with them, is all."

She said, "Well if we're gonna date, you'd better get used to it."

"Okay."

That was our only date.

6 comments:

  1. Yeah, like you get used to hanging.

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  2. I'm thinking OP and I dated the same girl.

    (Shameless plug: That was my first date submitted to ABCotD)

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  3. I guess hitting on the waiter is the normal thing for dates?

    PS - Hey! Linking to past date stories is MY thing!

    PPS - That was your date story? Cool!

    PPPS - Your name is Nick? I shall henceforth refer to you as The Archanick. Until I think of something more clever.

    PPPPS - You're the Galaga geek? Rock on! A few weeks ago, out with friends, we discovered a place in NYC called Barcade, a bar full of 80s and 90s arcade games. We dumped pockets full of quarters into Double Dragon, Golden Axe, X-Men, The Simpsons, TMNT, etc. Unlike older games that required actual skill (Galaga, Pacman, etc) these only require that you keep mashing the buttons and keep dumping in your quarters. Equally easy to do drunk or sober. Also, instead of french fries they serve tater-tots in the shape of Tetris pieces. Pretty cool bar if you're into gaming and don't want to hit a chain place like D&B.

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  4. ^ I've seen photos. That place looks like my Mecca. Also, Archinick isn't that bad. I've definitely been called worse. Also also, I schooled that bitch in Galaga. Glad you liked my story ToL. I'll try not to step on your toes any more ;-)

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  5. Just a hunch, but I'm betting this is the same woman who, when caught cheating, will give the excuse that "you knew what you were getting into when you agreed to date me!" Bullet dodged. Big time.

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  6. @The Archinick - sorry for another OT post but speaking of old-school video games, this just happened in LA a few weeks ago:
    http://youtu.be/g9A1NowrnGI
    It was filmed for a commercial but that's not special effects or a studio trick, that was a real event.

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