12/04/2013

Sock it to Him

Story Sent in by Olga:

I engaged in small talk with Wayne for a little bit over drinks in a Chinese restaurant before he looked under the table in my direction.

I was wearing a long dress, but I still thought that he was trying to look up my skirt and I asked him what he was doing.

He said that he was looking at my socks and that he liked women's socks. I told him, "Why didn't you say so?" and I stuck out my legs so he could see my little white socks.

"Ugh! Gross!" he said, then finished his Shirley Temple and said, "No way is this working out." He hastily paid for our drinks and he shook my hand and walked out.

I have no clue what the problem was with my socks, and I guess I'll never know.

7 comments:

  1. Gotta love a woman who uses socks as a birth control device...

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  2. Steve for the win! Sorry folks, the match ended early this time with a KO in the opening round.

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  3. Steve FTW, however I must ask why you were wearing socks with a skirt? What kind of shoes were you wearing? Was it a "socks and sandals" combo, or a "skirt and running shoes" duet?

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  4. I am always wearing socks with my sandals!

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  5. ^ We know Blue, we know.

    Well, I can see his point.

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  6. I think you will find it's the contents of the sock that are so repellant. Yes that's right, cankles!

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