3/01/2012

On the Level, Off the Rocker

Email Sent in by Camille:

Yo sup? I'm a decent guy looking for a good woman. Maybe it's time for me to find 1 instead of looking.

My ex and I use to play a game in which we both farted under the covers at the same time and then we tried to guess whose fart was whos. She was in an accident (she's okay) but I dumped her.

If you're smart and on the level then I want 2 hear from u!!!

From,
Phil

4 comments:

  1. farted, accident, dumped, 2....correct me if I'm wrong but I think this guy is into the 'brown sandwhich'

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  2. The sad thing is, this guy probably has at least 2 baby mommas.

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    1. Okay, Steve, that one made me laugh.

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