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What I'm doing with my life:
On my birthday I want a man to drive me to every vineyard in 50 miles and I will taste all the wine and not spit it out. Then I will go home and the man (the same one who drove me) will get down on all fours and I will put my legs up on him and I will feast at the black banquet.
4 comments:
Howie - your dream woman has arrived!
If I ever wrote a romance novel, I'm going to use that. "feast at the black banquet"
Wtf is a black banquet?
I find this strangely terrifying: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=black+banquet
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