1/19/2012

My Evil Birthday

Profile Sent in by Gideon:

What I'm doing with my life:

On my birthday I want a man to drive me to every vineyard in 50 miles and I will taste all the wine and not spit it out. Then I will go home and the man (the same one who drove me) will get down on all fours and I will put my legs up on him and I will feast at the black banquet.

4 comments:

  1. Howie - your dream woman has arrived!

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  2. If I ever wrote a romance novel, I'm going to use that. "feast at the black banquet"

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    1. I find this strangely terrifying: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=black+banquet

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