12/24/2011

XXX-Mas

Email Sent in by Rianne:

Hey hey I will be your Santa Klaus. Why don't you check out my mighty sack and see the juicy gifts I have left within for you and your family this year? Haha don't really show my sack to your family. I can be convinced that it is just for you. I have many treats inside but you have to open it first. Gently please.

Ho ho ho! Merry Xmas this year. Family all snug on Christmas Eve is the perfect time for me to break into your house (with your permission and you expecting me) with my big sack. Gifts just for you, or maybe you can invite friends over to see if you are good and want to share gifts. Or maybe you are just naughty. I can deal with that naughty girl. Haha Santa.

Ethan

1 comment:

  1. You have to 'open it' first?! Wow lol that guy is into some pretty kinky shit if he wants someone to slit his sack open. At least he said 'gently'!

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