12/01/2011

Paint With all the Colors of the Weird

Profile Sent in by Hans:

Who I'm looking for:

This may sound weird, but I'm looking for guys with distinctive skin coloring. White, black, yellow, brown, boring! Are you a color that not a lot of people are? Like half yellow/brown? Reddish/white (pink!)? Yellowish/white/black? They usually have the best features from each color, so let me know it this describes you. Thank you!

10 comments:

  1. Why yes, I am a dog breeder, how did you know?

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  2. Haha, I was thinking something kinda similar - if people are too boring for you, there's always animals: they come in more colors and sizes anyway.

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  4. How about those blue people of Kentucky? Bringin' sexxxy back!

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  5. Sounds like a less-racist way to say you're looking for someone of mixed race.

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  6. Racist profiling, this one. Who is just one color anyway? I, for one, have never met anyone whose skin was yellow. Unless they suffered from jaundice.

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  7. This is what happens when you watch Avatar too many times.

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  8. SWF seeks jaundiced bruised albino for dating, relationship, and more.

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  9. It's an immigration sting operation. Look out if she wants to meet you at the bus stop.

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