Email Sent in by Shelly:
I own weapons to protect my family and nothing else. If you have a problem with 2nd amendment TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS then perhaps the problem is with you and not this great country of ours.
Sorry but I just had to get that out of the way. So many women freak out. They ask "are you ever going to shoot me?" "did you know that most shootings are by people they know?" Lies. I will never shoot you. Only someone who threatens you. And then you will thank me for it in the way a woman thanks a man. I love that way.
I'm sure that you must have some little cute hobbies that people frown on that are still constitutionally protected. What are they? Fill me in/no drug users please.
Norm
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I love it when men show interest in my little cute hobbies. It really makes me feel respected!
One of my cute little hobbies is flag burning. Freedom of speech, man. I bet he'll really support me in that.
Rolls eyes at previous comments and at OP.
Metaleaf: I know, right? I always feel like thanking them for their respect in that way we women like to thank men.
^ Nothing says thank-you like taking a man in your mouth.
Drug use is constitutionally protected? I've got to write my senator to complain about having been stuck in jail for that twelve kilos of heroin they found me with*.
*This is a totally made up comment.
I thought the way women "like to thank men" was doing the dishes...
;-)
Oh, joy. Rachel is back.
^You'd prefer Pickles?
^ Hard to say. Pickles was annoying, but she was only writing pointless comments to pimp her blog. Rachel is actually serious when she says dumb shit.
YES BEAR ARMS. Bwhaha. When I'm old enough Imma get myself a gun :)
But I'm not gonna be advertising that in a dating website. Just...no.
Ah well
I'm a girl. I have a gun. I don't need some Rambo-wannabe to protect me.
By using the phrase "little cute hobbies" he shows his assumption that a woman could never have the same hobbies he would. Prejudice is not exactly a good place to start a relationship from.
I prefer not to bear arms because bears "are soulless, godless, rampaging killing machines" ~The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.
http://www.tooshocking.com/videos/2048/Family_Guy__Right_to_Bear_Arms
Wait a second, Phil Spector is allowed to post OKcupid profiles from prison?!?
@Baku
You wrote everything I was going to on this comment stream, I salute you.
Everyone needs a pair of limbs from and Ursidae.
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