tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post8956963598768539609..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: It Takes Two to TogaJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-12601370326060006442012-01-31T12:52:42.099-05:002012-01-31T12:52:42.099-05:00"You have perfect thighs. May I mount one? Ju...<i>"You have perfect thighs. May I mount one? Just for a second."</i><br /><br />I love how he's so polite while asking for something so outlandish and inappropriate. I really hope this trend catches on, so we start hearing about dates with comments like "Pardon me, but would it be too much trouble if I pleasured myself while we continue this lovely conversation?" or "Excuse me, my good woman - I'm raptly focused on this date, but would you allow me the honor of smearing mustard on your head and then urinating on you? Naturally, it would be Grey Poupon." "But of course!"wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-76422076040942296402012-01-30T08:59:19.722-05:002012-01-30T08:59:19.722-05:00Heh.Heh.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-74069845425100320192012-01-30T08:16:24.553-05:002012-01-30T08:16:24.553-05:00How many of these bad situtations could be avoided...How many of these bad situtations could be avoided by simply going out for a short meet over coffee? No alcohol, no expensive and elaborate dinners with a stranger... just a simple cup of coffee, and a chat for an hour or 2. If the guy is a weirdo, just drink quickly, and head out when finished.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34393008392700635772012-01-30T02:53:21.927-05:002012-01-30T02:53:21.927-05:00When I saw the headline about the toga, I thought ...When I saw the headline about the toga, I thought this was a gentleman who had some kind of sexy Roman-emperor fantasy he liked to act out with the ladies and I thought, oh, how romantic, (who hasn't fantasized about going back in time to the Roman Empire days and being courted by a Roman emperor?) but after reading further, it seems that this fellow's fantasies were more Bluto Blutarsky than Marcus Aurelius.Sparkinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03602607056150726360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28115853886736479132012-01-29T22:07:06.308-05:002012-01-29T22:07:06.308-05:00The Penn State bling is a rather sad attempt to id...The Penn State bling is a rather sad attempt to identify himself as a party animal.Brian Kemphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05933365284790488477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-55284903409216387572012-01-29T19:54:08.717-05:002012-01-29T19:54:08.717-05:00Does anyone call BS on these stories? No one would...Does anyone call BS on these stories? No one would wear a toga in public...NO ONE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-76697155030085444822012-01-29T17:30:51.086-05:002012-01-29T17:30:51.086-05:00Was he wearing this "bling" before or af...Was he wearing this "bling" before or after the Penn State scandal? Because it's an entirely different message afterwards.Agneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11523545859293442992noreply@blogger.com