tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post8862257128187050923..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Last in the Superhero Naming LineJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46572512978108628842016-06-16T12:24:28.624-04:002016-06-16T12:24:28.624-04:00Tanette, you've said several times that you do...Tanette, you've said several times that you don't think you're as clever or as funny as some of the other regulars on here. I beg to differ. The term jackadouche is a freaking GEM and it's now one of my favorite words.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11808522998129752773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21689742787725206182013-05-22T10:08:06.832-04:002013-05-22T10:08:06.832-04:00"I discovered that her hips, thighs, and butt..."I discovered that her hips, thighs, and butt were gigantic and totally out of proportion with the rest of her body."<br /><br />Because most of us have hour glass figures?<br /><br />I don't know if the OP is exaggerating or if his date has lipedema. Making fun of your own medical condition is not an invitation for others to do the same. If anything, she was probably just trying to get it out of the way. Starting off with joking about it so you can both have a laugh and move on is way better than having your date stare, try & fail to bring it up in a roundabout way, or flat out ask a bunch of rude questions about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-86186686970464925522013-05-06T22:48:23.778-04:002013-05-06T22:48:23.778-04:00You are my sunshine, Fizziks!You are my sunshine, Fizziks!tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54092777306395612102013-05-06T14:37:31.212-04:002013-05-06T14:37:31.212-04:00I thought he was asking how anyone could do anythi...I thought he was asking how anyone could do anything without their butt, not specifically her or because she had quite the badonkadonk.Snarkastichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08840791377662211373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-23431580438032041392013-05-06T09:27:29.420-04:002013-05-06T09:27:29.420-04:00OMG this girl was soooo hypersensitive for being a...OMG this girl was soooo hypersensitive for being able to mention and laugh about a feature I considered unsightly! I mean, I could not have been more 'sincere' about asking for clarification about what was clearly a joke about blowjobs or handjobs to anyone that has a frontal lobe, which I don't. My inability to make an inference is clearly Doreen's fault because she is a prickly uptight bitch who is as sensitive as a baby's sphincter and could only have left because she was offended, not because I revealed myself to be as dense and the core of a neutron star.<br /> --OPFizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-60911121305626016152013-05-06T07:58:47.466-04:002013-05-06T07:58:47.466-04:00And I'm sure OP posted a picture on his profil...And I'm sure OP posted a picture on his profile of the back of his head so she could see the giant bald spot and the poorly concealed comb-over. Not to mention his gorilla hair back and his freakin' hammer toe. Yeah, OP is a total douche.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-60218429030505167082013-05-05T01:13:52.934-04:002013-05-05T01:13:52.934-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25663930958658401772013-05-05T01:13:22.015-04:002013-05-05T01:13:22.015-04:00"I was butt girl" "The ability to ..."I was butt girl" "The ability to do anything with my butt." Two seriously strong openers on a first date. TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-8474234013467954732013-05-04T13:46:34.077-04:002013-05-04T13:46:34.077-04:00I think he's a douche or jackadouche because h...I think he's a douche or jackadouche because he was fake for one and for two he thinks he is the victim. And on that note I would like to thank y'all for always telling it like it is. tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-427247787695017532013-05-04T13:13:54.180-04:002013-05-04T13:13:54.180-04:00I would ask her for a reBUTTal, but she would prob...I would ask her for a reBUTTal, but she would probably get madGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17150263291605900257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10545008112060835192013-05-04T12:02:15.679-04:002013-05-04T12:02:15.679-04:00Oh I'm sorry I thought he said "with"...Oh I'm sorry I thought he said "with" her but, not "without." I understand she misrepresented herself, but be an adult and just end the date without any further commitments. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-55572902643137917642013-05-04T11:59:56.374-04:002013-05-04T11:59:56.374-04:00The picture I get from this is Bubblebass from Spo...The picture I get from this is Bubblebass from Spongebob and his big butt. Some guys though love a girl with a thick butt. Nothing wrong with that, but I do think the OP was within his right to ask about her butt since she brought it up. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21966300387201217312013-05-04T09:59:57.644-04:002013-05-04T09:59:57.644-04:00Did he write the bad date story on behalf of her? ...Did he write the bad date story on behalf of her? Then good job op! You did a perfect job of being a bad date. Riahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09016848189875905796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-82485747061497008172013-05-04T09:51:02.956-04:002013-05-04T09:51:02.956-04:00OP I am trying to figure out if you are just a dou...OP I am trying to figure out if you are just a douchebag or a combo of a jackass and a douchebaqg known as a jackadouche in some circles. And Joshua I imagine if she sat on his face they would probably be involved in some 69 action. Some people love big asses. I understand that there was some miseepresentation in her pictures and she should have more full body shots as to attract the lovers of big asses but OP you didn't have to be an ass about it. tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-59822078445420643292013-05-04T09:47:51.467-04:002013-05-04T09:47:51.467-04:00The technical term for a lady - or man - of such p...The technical term for a lady - or man - of such proportions is an 'iceberg'.badgerdaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08275758525851693777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-86054859610361376272013-05-04T07:46:31.502-04:002013-05-04T07:46:31.502-04:00Well his first thought was the possible results of...Well his first thought was the possible results of her sitting on his face. It went downhill from thereJoshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637989505105477332noreply@blogger.com