tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post8698807477382222686..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: That's Not How You Use a StrawJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-4369553137471690992010-04-24T14:38:37.740-04:002010-04-24T14:38:37.740-04:00Wine tour!Wine tour!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31339478532021225422010-04-21T12:59:02.910-04:002010-04-21T12:59:02.910-04:00Tree bark!Tree bark!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77326187667233375002010-04-21T09:08:16.071-04:002010-04-21T09:08:16.071-04:00^^And that, Fizziks, my darling, is why you can...^^And that, Fizziks, my darling, is why you can't try to use intelligence and wit on anonymous internet trolls. ;)Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-88110563560369905552010-04-20T18:13:16.862-04:002010-04-20T18:13:16.862-04:00I always thought Steve Martin brought a nice flair...I always thought Steve Martin brought a nice flair to the insult speech.<br /><br />Regardless, I wanna see a duel happen or it ain't original.nomatophobiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17765718970953715165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-86890517151882044472010-04-20T17:07:58.684-04:002010-04-20T17:07:58.684-04:00I'll see your Roxanne and raise you a Cyrano. ...I'll see your Roxanne and raise you a Cyrano. Spoof from the originals or it's not homage, it's derivative.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51524246706783143862010-04-20T16:00:29.949-04:002010-04-20T16:00:29.949-04:00I kinda figured, since the only thing most clams l...I kinda figured, since the only thing most clams love more than pie is pi.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48687226616160624812010-04-20T15:50:36.634-04:002010-04-20T15:50:36.634-04:00I had no idea Fizziks was a clam.I had no idea Fizziks was a clam.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-40497877619163631192010-04-20T15:45:51.454-04:002010-04-20T15:45:51.454-04:00Wow... A "Roxanne" homage. niceWow... A "Roxanne" homage. niceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-32502220802441637242010-04-20T15:17:16.888-04:002010-04-20T15:17:16.888-04:00Fizziks, please write a book of variously categori...Fizziks, please write a book of variously categorized insults like your last post. I would buy it. Seriously. I haven't giggled that much in a while.Ravenhallowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16171137029884964551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-40046934295706616282010-04-20T14:29:56.106-04:002010-04-20T14:29:56.106-04:00Bravo! Encore, encore!Bravo! Encore, encore!Patrick Gibsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13388104149455031308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-58178302707144707672010-04-20T13:48:31.878-04:002010-04-20T13:48:31.878-04:00And? 12:40, such a wasted space. So brief, so du...And? 12:40, such a wasted space. So brief, so dull.<br /><br />You could have gone agressive: She has a soul like her cunt, twisted and dry.<br /><br />Friendly: Perchance a specialty keyboard would help your posts, Fizziks. Reaching non-bitchy keys over those rolls must be tough.<br /><br />Descriptive: Sad, shriveled, senseless scrap. Try again, Fizziks.<br /><br />Curious: Have you ventured outside your mobile home enough to have friends of your own?<br /><br />Gracious: How tender a heart, to break upon the imagined suffering of the OP's date.<br /><br />Trucluent: The miserable mouthings of a bloated, genital-less, flakey bag of week-old wank.<br /><br />Considerate: Mind that mouth, Fizziks. You need room for that nineth Double-Down.<br /><br />Thoughtful: I've heard that the government will pay for your new scooter mobility. To see the sky! To smell the air again!<br /><br />Arcane: Would that Henry VII had a wench so engreased as ye, verily your hair which hangs like wool on a distaff wooudst be taken betwixt his thigh and thus spun off!<br /><br />Cavalier: Pray leave her to her snark, she has scant else.<br /><br />Dramatic: Her hide a fleshy white expanse as would make Ahab gasp.<br /><br />Admiring: To have had such appetites and appeased them all...<br /><br />Lyrical: The moon twinned at once/Solar flare parts shinning cleft/Heaven-made petard<br /><br />Naive: Is this walrus beached or sunning?<br /><br />Rustic: The kinda wimmin ya screw is stages; takes the whole harvest to reap.<br /><br />Military: An emergency aircraft carrier!<br /><br />Practical: With such girth, you have little to fear from invasions of your personal space.<br /><br />But no, 12:40, no. Your paltry wit is only left with "Fat bitch."<br /><br />BTW I am 5'4'', size 8, 36C and I bake the most delicious bread in the world. This clam rocks.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31467209883773174112010-04-20T12:28:31.959-04:002010-04-20T12:28:31.959-04:00Yeah Fizziks, what the hell? Quit being so goddam...Yeah Fizziks, what the hell? Quit being so goddamn right all the time and start being nice. Srsly girlfriend, LOL!<br /><br />One of my best friends I met on a dating site. Although I have yet to post about her on ABCOTD.....yet. ;-)The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-49731284976584116542010-04-20T11:56:14.226-04:002010-04-20T11:56:14.226-04:00Fizziks rarely has a positive thing to say about a...Fizziks rarely has a positive thing to say about anything.<br /><br />Good on ya to not ditch the date right away and to give her a chance...clearly there was no physical attraction, but hey, that's cool you became friends!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-71647994456915785432010-04-20T11:05:27.931-04:002010-04-20T11:05:27.931-04:00@10:22 - not til now, anyway :P@10:22 - not til now, anyway :PFizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-44739805209581432132010-04-20T10:22:34.989-04:002010-04-20T10:22:34.989-04:00Fizziks: nothing wrong with that, I'm pretty s...Fizziks: nothing wrong with that, I'm pretty sure she knows that it was a bad date. It's not like he was dick about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-13580675244871649302010-04-20T09:54:07.118-04:002010-04-20T09:54:07.118-04:00I wonder if the OP only saw one picture of her, or...I wonder if the OP only saw one picture of her, or if all the pictures on this girl's profile were of her 5 years ago.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-8523836100941147892010-04-20T09:51:35.558-04:002010-04-20T09:51:35.558-04:00In fact, she's such a good friend that you...p...In fact, she's such a good friend that you...posted about her here. Hope she knows!<br /><br />Frenemies much?Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.com