tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post7892102400819076022..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Arguably a Fate Worse Than DeathJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-71081197861643503142013-11-27T19:16:34.315-05:002013-11-27T19:16:34.315-05:00I would love to hear the rebuttal on this one. &q...I would love to hear the rebuttal on this one. "My date with Jonathan was SOOOOO bad, it made me question all the life choices that had led me to this point. When I tried to make the date a little less boring with a fun game, and he wrote some total inanity about lawn flamingos, I realized that this was it. I was done. It was time to make some serious changes. I took off at a run, and burned my house to the ground that same night. The Kathleen who would go on crappy dates like this was dead now. In the cleansing glow of the flames, I was reborn."<br /><br />"Also, I didn't want to risk accidentally running into him again, so I moved to South Carolina."wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-33864105103725665922013-11-21T10:56:30.738-05:002013-11-21T10:56:30.738-05:00Kenny Powers seemed to enjoy his time in SC just f...Kenny Powers seemed to enjoy his time in SC just fine...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-47907408938803869922013-11-21T09:38:19.392-05:002013-11-21T09:38:19.392-05:00^ Just remembered JMG already did that joke with t...^ Just remembered JMG already did that joke with the title. OK, let's try this again:<br /><br />It's always more fun with plastic lawn <a href="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/790161/thumbs/a-ZOMBIE-LAWN-GNOMES-640x468.jpg?12" rel="nofollow">flamingos!</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25399765880009077612013-11-21T09:31:33.169-05:002013-11-21T09:31:33.169-05:00That's the same thing as killing yourself.That's the same thing as killing yourself.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.com