tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post7696460379668314197..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: The Cavalry's HereJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-26128168445510546852010-07-22T10:17:19.329-04:002010-07-22T10:17:19.329-04:00Fizziks and Nikki, get a room already! Frank you c...Fizziks and Nikki, get a room already! Frank you can watch. Done. Now let's get back to commenting on the OP's ok?Chuck Finlaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-22425356942279562612010-07-01T09:08:19.563-04:002010-07-01T09:08:19.563-04:00Frank, am I going to come home from work one day t...Frank, am I going to come home from work one day to find you standing in my bedroom, wearing my clothes, and telling my cat why she's a terrible date? I just need to emotionally prepare myself for such a possibility.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83383184237282962362010-06-30T13:48:11.315-04:002010-06-30T13:48:11.315-04:00Gesundheit!Gesundheit!Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-65144726898860054932010-06-30T12:41:58.745-04:002010-06-30T12:41:58.745-04:00There you go, Fizziks. Just as I thought you were ...There you go, Fizziks. Just as I thought you were loosening up a bit (putting out a feeler and all), you come down upon me in that judgmental droning style. Usch!Franknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-91380659428996678282010-06-30T11:04:05.555-04:002010-06-30T11:04:05.555-04:00^I'd ask you to take a minute to ponder how se...^I'd ask you to take a minute to ponder how self-absorbed and utterly creepy this post makes you seem, but I realize that if I have to ask you to, you're incapable of seeing it for yourself.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39154403075766933162010-06-30T02:30:54.664-04:002010-06-30T02:30:54.664-04:00Fizziks, I noticed how you put an e-mail address u...Fizziks, I noticed how you put an e-mail address up so that I could send you personal messages, but I think we should get to know each other better first.<br /><br />(Do you think Nikki is starting to like me better? She is saucy, you have to admit.)Franknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-27577094582891917912010-06-29T16:37:39.934-04:002010-06-29T16:37:39.934-04:00We appreciate your oracle in the midst of our pean...We appreciate your oracle in the midst of our peanut gallery, PD.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10530969510736262502010-06-29T15:54:47.517-04:002010-06-29T15:54:47.517-04:00Worry not what I presume to be a pretty little hea...Worry not what I presume to be a pretty little head, Nikki. Thou art named Trolls-bane by Thor, and his brother, Zeus, and their half-cousins, Dolf and Ralph.Fr Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07737890156073976423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-1515850773755164682010-06-29T15:01:55.886-04:002010-06-29T15:01:55.886-04:00^Love to, my fair Nikkster! Alas, I am not an FBe...^Love to, my fair Nikkster! Alas, I am not an FBer, but you and anyone wishing to send me hate mail can reach me at phizziks care of gmail. We can work it out from there. <3Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54927000992141621742010-06-29T13:16:19.975-04:002010-06-29T13:16:19.975-04:00Fizziks, can we please friend each other in anothe...Fizziks, can we please friend each other in another forum? I'm pretty sure we'd get along, even outside of our trolling adventures. :PClaire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5972215534395046662010-06-29T12:06:07.476-04:002010-06-29T12:06:07.476-04:00Seriously, Frank, you and the three-time-middle-sc...Seriously, Frank, you and the three-time-middle-school class president should get together and breed the only people on earth more insufferable than the two of you.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-87184891620089820132010-06-29T12:02:52.036-04:002010-06-29T12:02:52.036-04:00Nikki, Frank is just determined to show you that y...Nikki, Frank is just determined to show you that you are a great person he values highly, despite all the aspersions you cast his way. You see, it's the last of his opinions from his terrible date that might have any validity at all, and his entire psyche is hanging by that ever-so-fragile thread.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-32503474946493516432010-06-29T10:56:45.499-04:002010-06-29T10:56:45.499-04:00*facepalm*
1. I hate Jane Austen.
2. I'm Nikk...*facepalm*<br /><br />1. I hate Jane Austen.<br />2. I'm Nikki, and I'm a PC.<br />3. This is getting ridiculous.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46190877720612706422010-06-29T09:31:53.821-04:002010-06-29T09:31:53.821-04:006:01, you can't imagine being Nikki's boss...6:01, you can't imagine being Nikki's boss? Try to imagine that she was your boss instead.<br /><br />Think of one of the underemployed heroines of Jane Austen, say, for example Emma. Yes, Emma with a Apple computer.Franknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-76984548220454365642010-06-29T09:10:23.009-04:002010-06-29T09:10:23.009-04:00^^Seconded.
Also, 6:01, I am fortunate enough to ...^^Seconded.<br /><br />Also, 6:01, I am fortunate enough to have a job in this economy, which I perform exceptionally well (according to my most recent employee review), despite my fairly frequent stops at abcotd to work out some angst that I am not allowed to take out on the people who deserve it the most--helicopter parents.<br /><br />Also, you probably can't imagine being my boss b/c a) you lack basic imaginative skills or b) you don't know me well enough to create a realistic enough scenario in which you would be in charge of me. Sad for you on both accounts.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-2034559884544426252010-06-29T01:52:45.447-04:002010-06-29T01:52:45.447-04:00^ I love you.^ I love you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-67172692224699195762010-06-28T20:07:27.522-04:002010-06-28T20:07:27.522-04:00When you finish your screenplay, I hope they cast ...When you finish your screenplay, I hope they cast Adam Sandler as the date, Paul Rudd and Elijah Wood as one of the Gay Couples, and Cameron Diaz as you. It'll be a rollicking comedy full of farcical situations, slapstick and hysterical gross-out humor, and, after a thorough cleansing from a "Script Doctor," a helluva lot more believable than this claptrap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6575709789173599402010-06-28T18:01:54.531-04:002010-06-28T18:01:54.531-04:00Nikki, do you have a job or is commenting your job...Nikki, do you have a job or is commenting your job? I can't imagine being your boss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-29490928339433505172010-06-28T14:32:47.462-04:002010-06-28T14:32:47.462-04:0011:44, I didn't get "very unstable" ...11:44, I didn't get "very unstable" from the OP's description of her date's actions/questions. Perhaps just "unstable," or if you want to be more realistic/generous, you could say that he was "inappropriate," "socially awkward," or "a creepster." I don't think this guy was gearing up his night to take the OP to a dark alley and rape her or show her his collection of taxidermied cats. I'm not saying that he couldn't possibly become a threat, but taking a cab home after ending the date early would have been just as acceptable a solution to her creepy-date problem.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-8729179693554708342010-06-28T13:49:08.556-04:002010-06-28T13:49:08.556-04:00What an over-elaborate scheme, not really fitting ...What an over-elaborate scheme, not really fitting any punishment with any crime and just all-around pointless. You gave yourself a pat on the back because you accomplished...what? <br /><br />If I called my gay (or even not so gay) friends complaining about this and getting them to "rescue" me for no good goddamn reason, they'd fire me as their friend for being a spazz and not able to handle my own mildly annoying situations.<br /><br />You and quirky sitcoms are officially killing the average gay males' free time.nomatophobiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17765718970953715165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-38128609572263236932010-06-28T11:55:09.017-04:002010-06-28T11:55:09.017-04:00I call shenanigans.I call shenanigans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-11533424822604862942010-06-28T11:44:45.332-04:002010-06-28T11:44:45.332-04:00Wow, people take these stories VERY seriously. I t...Wow, people take these stories VERY seriously. I thought her solution was amusing and if her friends were on board to help, then where is the problem here? The guy she was with seemed very unstable so that was probably a wise decision too...who knows where else this could have gone. I think the OP had a good idea and I liked reading this. You people need to lighten up. Hint: nobody wants to date a humorless nit picker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-55656776286598511962010-06-28T10:33:48.467-04:002010-06-28T10:33:48.467-04:00Yeah, OP was totally lame in this case. There'...Yeah, OP was totally lame in this case. There's no way the club thing would have been happening with that douche. Plus you have TWO gay couple friends? You should've just called them up and gone clubbing with them in the first place! WAY more fun!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-47785332316244896832010-06-28T10:18:08.597-04:002010-06-28T10:18:08.597-04:00Yay for anything LGBTQ, but my rule is this: if yo...Yay for anything LGBTQ, but my rule is this: if your plan for ending a date is anything that resembles a sitcom plot, you being woefully immature about something.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-35484088848973675592010-06-28T10:01:59.934-04:002010-06-28T10:01:59.934-04:00Ah, girls! Thank you for making it so easy! Hey! ...Ah, girls! Thank you for making it so easy! Hey! Maybe the next time you kick your crazy plan into effect, the guy will be bi-sexual, and your gay super-heroes will be DTF! What an evening that'll be!Fr Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07737890156073976423noreply@blogger.com