tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post7620342799856404163..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Ph.D. B.S.JMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-41624810654129994002013-02-13T11:21:59.265-05:002013-02-13T11:21:59.265-05:00Could've been Papyrus. Because Papyrus makes ...Could've been Papyrus. Because Papyrus makes EVERYTHING look fancy and exotic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37741009522206008542013-02-12T20:46:43.419-05:002013-02-12T20:46:43.419-05:00He must have failed his How Sex Actually Works cla...He must have failed his How Sex Actually Works class back in Love College. Because a Great Lord Floppy would be as useful as lipstick on a $2 hooker. <br />Great Lord Throbbing and Rigid would be much better.SaggyGrandmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01752384458211772311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-1324437023697540672013-02-12T17:07:25.438-05:002013-02-12T17:07:25.438-05:00Y'all are funny. I'm just annoyed at the O...Y'all are funny. I'm just annoyed at the OP for taking a paragraph to explain how speed dating works. "We met at speed dating" works just fine. But anyway...Happy Mardi Gras everybody!tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-52192181910646845032013-02-12T17:04:50.564-05:002013-02-12T17:04:50.564-05:00Now, now boyz. ;)Now, now boyz. ;)tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39952650622058225952013-02-12T16:05:37.872-05:002013-02-12T16:05:37.872-05:00My fiance and I had dinner at Cheesecake for our f...My fiance and I had dinner at Cheesecake for our first date. I did not offer her the great lord floppy, but eventually I wore her down and a Hard drive was shared.Joshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637989505105477332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-2945654377614023452013-02-12T15:01:21.769-05:002013-02-12T15:01:21.769-05:00Totally, Architect! For some reason, I keep wonde...Totally, Architect! For some reason, I keep wondering..."What font did he choose?" So much potential:Poor Richard? Windings? Arial Narrow? Impact? Goudy Stout?<br /><br />But you know that shit was Comic Sans.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51288654121310899302013-02-12T14:55:30.940-05:002013-02-12T14:55:30.940-05:00Two key terms to get women to understand you will ...Two key terms to get women to understand you will sex them right: "floppy" and "I have an opening". Maybe someone still has some 3.5's to insert into that opening -- if you can maneuver around his cranium. Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25675260210805435272013-02-12T14:50:14.459-05:002013-02-12T14:50:14.459-05:00I agree with you on penis-naming more intensely th...I agree with you on penis-naming more intensely than I've ever agreed with anything in my life. And that includes that maybe Adolf wasn't such a nice guy.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-91435530915572488882013-02-12T12:48:07.577-05:002013-02-12T12:48:07.577-05:00The printed "business" card is what gets...The printed "business" card is what gets me. He had to get those MADE! What kind of ass clown jack hole does that? I bet he asked them to print "Love Doctor" on the card and they refused.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-16352841302206900992013-02-12T09:20:37.868-05:002013-02-12T09:20:37.868-05:00If his great lord is floppy, he might want to cons...If his great lord is floppy, he might want to consult a physician. A schlong doctor, perhaps.D Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06461495656628606038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-69620263356746745982013-02-12T09:18:58.582-05:002013-02-12T09:18:58.582-05:00Malcolm strikes me as the type of guy that tells w...Malcolm strikes me as the type of guy that tells women he's an amateur gynecologist or a lesbian trapped in a man's body as if that's a major turn on. That kind of corny ass, creepy talk needs to be outlawed - punishable by death. While we're at it, throw in "love doctor" and "female body inspector".<br /><br />On a personal note, I've never met one man who named his penis who actually had a penis worth naming. It's like naming a twig you find in your yard - totally pointless because no one wants that mess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75018638360648938582013-02-12T08:39:06.192-05:002013-02-12T08:39:06.192-05:00I bet he's a Joe Flaccid fan...I bet he's a Joe Flaccid fan...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-7685408431437883622013-02-12T08:07:55.696-05:002013-02-12T08:07:55.696-05:00I have a very sad feeling that the great lord flop...I have a very sad feeling that the great lord floppy was his dissertation advisor.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.com