tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post7495678619651401504..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Shake, Shake, Shake, SeƱoraJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-76682940622411014672012-12-27T23:55:11.228-05:002012-12-27T23:55:11.228-05:00It was actually a clever ruse to get out of paying...It was actually a clever ruse to get out of paying for her meal AND get out of the date. tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10612664956061615942012-01-18T06:45:50.801-05:002012-01-18T06:45:50.801-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Marry leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17298625066475243610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-8782250379297909242012-01-18T06:41:03.502-05:002012-01-18T06:41:03.502-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Marry leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17298625066475243610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48043033676926563272011-12-19T18:14:48.390-05:002011-12-19T18:14:48.390-05:00"Help help I'm being repressed." She..."Help help I'm being repressed." She's clearly channeling a Monty Python skit.Anahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15221366109151430089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-32442978762703583892011-12-19T16:18:25.302-05:002011-12-19T16:18:25.302-05:00Just in case anyone wanted it...
Translation:
So...Just in case anyone wanted it...<br /><br />Translation:<br /><br />Sorry about my arms and they take control and don't let me write but I am sorry and please don't tell anybody help help I'm being <br /><br />Sorry, couldn't get the last word. Someone help me out?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57947728249812647292011-12-17T21:45:32.780-05:002011-12-17T21:45:32.780-05:00It's oddly comforting to know that sometimes i...It's oddly comforting to know that sometimes it's the female acting like a jerk (no pun intended).Hyperfocusedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01021456943593868061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54090893458592643662011-12-16T21:09:00.940-05:002011-12-16T21:09:00.940-05:00Oh my god I'm not the only person who thinks U...Oh my god I'm not the only person who thinks Uma Thurman is weird looking :D I hadn't made the connection before but she does look like a fish, and now that's all I'll be able to see when I look at her.Mellorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13648897254655558957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-81506395650879088652011-12-16T17:02:38.550-05:002011-12-16T17:02:38.550-05:00I agree totally wolf - it can be hard to judge a p...I agree totally wolf - it can be hard to judge a person's appearance based on tiny two-dimensional images. Plus personality has so much to do with attractiveness - again, without knowing someone in person all you can do is opine, but on this score I think Megan does not come out ahead.churrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179856538353101342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-22157703929101025362011-12-16T16:24:32.592-05:002011-12-16T16:24:32.592-05:00Both of them are indeed very cute, but I see hotte...Both of them are indeed very cute, but I see hotter women whenever I go clubbing. Hell, occasionally, I've even dated somebody hotter. I don't understand why it is that when somebody becomes famous everyone thinks they're ridiculously hot. For example, Uma Thurman has hideous fish-eyes (they're practically on opposite sides of her head) but at least 50% of men will reflexively say that she's hot, if you ask them.wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-30396276483691316232011-12-16T16:18:41.107-05:002011-12-16T16:18:41.107-05:00Now now Dave... Megan is very attractive; maybe sh...Now now Dave... Megan is very attractive; maybe she's not your cup of tea, you prefer blondes, or you don't like Megan's seemingly-stuck up RL personality. But she is hot. So is Amanda though, and she seems smart and classy to boot.churrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179856538353101342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-65724383364221160742011-12-16T15:05:02.690-05:002011-12-16T15:05:02.690-05:00Amanda Seyfried is a cadillac and Megan Fox is a r...Amanda Seyfried is a cadillac and Megan Fox is a rusty tricycle.DaveGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07082374378784055484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25164224578434264082011-12-16T13:46:04.066-05:002011-12-16T13:46:04.066-05:00Agreeing with wolfdreams on this one.Agreeing with wolfdreams on this one.S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05026459025680598503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-45146442259678368722011-12-16T12:23:57.647-05:002011-12-16T12:23:57.647-05:00As a guy, I'd go for a Megan Fox-possessed typ...As a guy, I'd go for a Megan Fox-possessed type, a la Jennifer's Body (haven't seen that flick but I would just for Megan and Amanda Seyfried)churrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179856538353101342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28003648645951630922011-12-16T09:31:14.502-05:002011-12-16T09:31:14.502-05:00Damn, that's too bad. I was hoping for a deep ...Damn, that's too bad. I was hoping for a deep conversation about exactly what level of hotness would make a demon-possessed person worth dating. I'd have to say at least an Adrian Paul-level of hotness.Ankh Ascendanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00892672870337431850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51942594283944566322011-12-15T17:56:11.098-05:002011-12-15T17:56:11.098-05:00wolfdreams01 has nailed this one.wolfdreams01 has nailed this one.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455136756424949727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-45292508433214980272011-12-15T17:44:49.567-05:002011-12-15T17:44:49.567-05:00Ankh, I believe Tourist was quoting Bill Murray in...Ankh, I believe Tourist was quoting Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.bellecaminohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07675234505704088131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-33371762580923136342011-12-15T16:09:23.386-05:002011-12-15T16:09:23.386-05:00Man, OP. You must be ugly, fat, boring, or all thr...Man, OP. You must be ugly, fat, boring, or all three.<br /><br />Why did that response go out of style? We haven't blamed the OP's looks/weight for a long time!Agneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11523545859293442992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-68618033187451404302011-12-15T14:56:10.769-05:002011-12-15T14:56:10.769-05:00Not sure if Ana was making a funny or a typo (the ...Not sure if Ana was making a funny or a typo (the medical term is alien hand syndrome), but I laughed.<br /><br />Beat me to the punch, though. I came in to say that I'd never heard of alien limb syndrome in ALL the limbs at once!Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17539339612166547228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-50222045629729516972011-12-15T14:01:24.369-05:002011-12-15T14:01:24.369-05:00So, Tourist, since it's a guideline and not a ...So, Tourist, since it's a guideline and not a rule, does that mean that it's occasionally okay to become involved with possessed people? Only when they're particularly interest in their possession? Or particularly attractive?Ankh Ascendanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00892672870337431850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90948633596731140882011-12-15T13:43:33.059-05:002011-12-15T13:43:33.059-05:00Everything was going well.
If there is one thing ...<i>Everything was going well.</i><br /><br />If there is one thing ABCotD has taught me, it is to never underestimate the capacity of people to delude themselves that "Everything was going well." Personally, I feel that most OPs who say that "Everything was going well" and don't provide specifics is probably secretly insane. Hence the reason we get stories like this:<br /><br />"Everything was going well until she yawned and fell asleep as I was talking to her."<br /><br />"Everything was going well until he sped off too fast for me to follow his car."<br /><br />"Everything was going well until the morning after our date, when I discovered she had taken down her profile, changed her phone number, and gotten a restraining order against me."<br /><br />When somebody says "Everything was going well" the one thing you can be 99% sure of is that NOTHING was going well.wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-59775558727451476182011-12-15T10:56:02.341-05:002011-12-15T10:56:02.341-05:00Sounds like someone has alien brain syndrome.Sounds like someone has alien brain syndrome.Anahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15221366109151430089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34322680105160685512011-12-15T10:38:41.520-05:002011-12-15T10:38:41.520-05:00I make it a rule never to get involved with posses...I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.<br /><br />Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule.Tourist of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15869795168165679169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-27733209345407352792011-12-15T10:22:54.691-05:002011-12-15T10:22:54.691-05:00Once upon a time I wouldn't have thought so - ...Once upon a time I wouldn't have thought so - but (after reading ABCotD for a while) this does sound like either a dare or, most likely, she was making excuses to end the date.churrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179856538353101342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54314727711453057962011-12-15T09:34:23.916-05:002011-12-15T09:34:23.916-05:00Maybe she wanted him to "fight for her?"...Maybe she wanted him to "fight for her?"<br /><br />Maybe she was fishing for him to say, "Oh no! What can I do to convince your arm to stay a bit longer? Buy the most expensive bottle of wine? But of course!" Etc...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-8377857529119977902011-12-15T09:25:21.945-05:002011-12-15T09:25:21.945-05:00Not to call you a pushover or anything, but you di...Not to call you a pushover or anything, but you didn't even confront her about it? Not even a "You know if you want to leave you can do so, there's no need for these shenanigans"? I mean, why not just call her out on such silly bullcrap?Pinkertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09737889205968450015noreply@blogger.com