tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post7490594050182791187..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: "I'm Your Biggest Fan!"JMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-72287969255440642482010-06-08T15:19:19.934-04:002010-06-08T15:19:19.934-04:00I was all with you until the bullshitted line &quo...I was all with you until the bullshitted line "When we hugged goodbye, somehow or other, we ended up kissing."<br /><br />Yes, because when I have a creepy underaged stranger hitting on me, hugging them goodbye is completely appropriate. And...oops...it turned into kissing? How did that happen? Probably happened when you put your mouth on her underaged lips, tool.J.L.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397608743850192965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-58113775107060869222010-06-06T01:35:27.453-04:002010-06-06T01:35:27.453-04:00I believe this... Shit luck, OP. Some girls who ar...I believe this... Shit luck, OP. Some girls who are 13 or 14 look about 19 or 20, easy. A hug goodbye is no big deal, and I don't doubt she tongue-raped you.<br /><br />But yeah, in a few years she'll definitely be knocked up and unable to narrow it down to 3 guys.Nocturnesthesianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6775515816980199432010-06-01T15:54:18.035-04:002010-06-01T15:54:18.035-04:00@ Anon 6:34 - I do what I can ;-) Thanks for the ...@ Anon 6:34 - I do what I can ;-) Thanks for the love!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10283470266368354292010-05-30T22:13:23.962-04:002010-05-30T22:13:23.962-04:00^ And by "stalker obsession", you probab...^ And by "stalker obsession", you probably mean you got a message on facebook from an old teacher... *eye roll*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75229918051780570562010-05-29T16:01:33.357-04:002010-05-29T16:01:33.357-04:00Did this really happen? Just seems a little stran...Did this really happen? Just seems a little strange. A normal person would have just been like yeah, let me get out of here. Of course I have a teacher from high school that has some sort of stalker obsession with me. So I guess I'm one to talk...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-64858815172061566622010-05-28T18:34:14.136-04:002010-05-28T18:34:14.136-04:00@ The Architect I loved your comment I laughed so ...@ The Architect I loved your comment I laughed so loud and hard my co workers probally think I am crazy! Thank you for making my day a little less crappy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-53487892089092258182010-05-28T16:07:08.219-04:002010-05-28T16:07:08.219-04:00I can't help feeling that there is some deep m...I can't help feeling that there is some deep metaphorical significance related to the lack of blinking that I am missing. Any literature majors out there to fill me in?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-9510150068344868982010-05-28T13:49:49.995-04:002010-05-28T13:49:49.995-04:00Good point, 6:40. It's way more likely that de...Good point, 6:40. It's way more likely that despite the decline of landlines and the prevelance of keeping land phone numbers unlisted, despite the high liklihood that OP moved out of his hometown and probably wasn't in the local phone book even if there was a listed land line, despite this would mean calling anyone of that name no matter what city or state since people can move anywhere, that a phonebook was clearly involved. No way did this chick google him and narrow down a list of resumes based on what his yearbook listed as his college choice and then get a phone number off of that.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57351309309529926692010-05-27T19:24:30.057-04:002010-05-27T19:24:30.057-04:00This week on Jerry Springer: Pedophiles and the t...This week on Jerry Springer: Pedophiles and the teens that love them! Don't miss next week's show when we see just how many jackasses we can ride into Fizziks' vag! It's a whole new kind of donkey show!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-78567530365152496302010-05-27T19:01:37.212-04:002010-05-27T19:01:37.212-04:00I dated a 22 year old when I was 16 and it was awe...I dated a 22 year old when I was 16 and it was awesome. Except that my mother was also dating a 22 year old (who is now my step father), and they had gone to high school together. With my older sister. You know I went and checked out that yearbook!Errornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-30599814581589358492010-05-27T18:40:54.371-04:002010-05-27T18:40:54.371-04:00^^ phone books come out every year.....^^ phone books come out every year.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-66067911379318067632010-05-27T17:13:11.319-04:002010-05-27T17:13:11.319-04:00It's amazing you were prescient enough in HS t...It's amazing you were prescient enough in HS to know your future phone number and make sure it was in your yearbook.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10649499743852343122010-05-27T16:20:50.977-04:002010-05-27T16:20:50.977-04:00Well done OP, you made a girls dream come true and...Well done OP, you made a girls dream come true and made her crazy year, without committing any crime! double points!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-30687301507387601882010-05-27T15:31:38.680-04:002010-05-27T15:31:38.680-04:00"Amy was a friend of mine from high school, b..."Amy was a friend of mine from high school, but I hadn't spoken to her in years."<br /><br />Years, plural. So you were at least 20 when you made out with a 14-year-old girl. I can't express my squick level enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21670795540754899082010-05-27T15:19:55.414-04:002010-05-27T15:19:55.414-04:00Annie Wilkes: The Teenage YearsAnnie Wilkes: The Teenage Yearsnomatophobiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17765718970953715165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39562130428496544272010-05-27T14:12:07.729-04:002010-05-27T14:12:07.729-04:00^^Hell, why wait til she was 18? Some states let y...^^Hell, why wait til she was 18? Some states let you make it with girls who are 16!Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-30894098926458909752010-05-27T13:40:25.963-04:002010-05-27T13:40:25.963-04:00I stayed on the date even though I found out she w...I stayed on the date even though I found out she was under age. I then made out with her and changed my mind and pushed her away and yet again made out with her! Ok, what the hell. The OP forgot the part where he emailed he to call him when she was 18 so they could hook up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-66690400299598401662010-05-27T13:18:19.181-04:002010-05-27T13:18:19.181-04:00Was the kiss that bad? Probably caused her to ovul...Was the kiss that bad? Probably caused her to ovulate on the spot. At least he could walk away. Must be hell to be a teacher and have some really attractive kid latch their heart on to you.<br /><br />Eventually we should get a story from woman who has doubts about a blind date who impulsively reveals that he was stalked by 15 year old girl who discovered him out of tens of thousands of pictures in a pile of yearbooks.<br /><br />She's determined to escape but manages to sit through a second latte. But when the guy claims that he has even posted his experience on a famous website she stands up and walks out.Seven-thirtynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-33926467117290150682010-05-27T12:33:13.543-04:002010-05-27T12:33:13.543-04:00http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps/gamebro_ma...http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps/gamebro_march.jpg<br /><br />More like gamebro, amiriteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51632982252892810812010-05-27T12:01:39.182-04:002010-05-27T12:01:39.182-04:00@Fizziks, you can talk about anything you want, bu...@Fizziks, you can talk about anything you want, but I am pleading with you. Leave the Gamepro magazine out of this.........Lebowskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-22469849794575524312010-05-27T10:40:24.462-04:002010-05-27T10:40:24.462-04:00That chick is gonna just flat-out slut it up when ...That chick is gonna just flat-out slut it up when she's 18.Robertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-71330703766025961092010-05-27T10:26:24.147-04:002010-05-27T10:26:24.147-04:00@Jared - UGH. I'm sorry, I can't be with a...@Jared - UGH. I'm sorry, I can't be with any guy who's not man enough to give The Shocker full-out. Don't do that pussy half-pinky nonsense; give it to me straight!Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75391228057604329282010-05-27T10:25:46.690-04:002010-05-27T10:25:46.690-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-82118018796382316302010-05-27T10:24:28.182-04:002010-05-27T10:24:28.182-04:00Hmmmmm, a marine biologist and a close-talker. So...Hmmmmm, a marine biologist and a close-talker. Sounds made up, or stolen from Seinfeld. Maybe you should have told her you were an architect and worked for Vandelay Industries.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-29290670852506754572010-05-27T10:02:07.784-04:002010-05-27T10:02:07.784-04:00Hehe, this is pretty awesome though. Just imaging ...Hehe, this is pretty awesome though. Just imaging it is fun :)<br />I would have made out with her to brah, it's the least you could do for all her troubles.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com