tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post688465584879319079..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Dinner Party of the DamnedJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83513671588336293452010-06-21T10:34:53.558-04:002010-06-21T10:34:53.558-04:00OP has single handedly justified coming back to th...OP has single handedly justified coming back to this website. You are an American hero.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-2367621177376022532010-06-19T22:25:05.112-04:002010-06-19T22:25:05.112-04:00that's good story if she said i have more frie...that's good story if she said i have more friends coming over i would just told her to get out of my houseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-76293299998270319022010-06-19T14:39:54.892-04:002010-06-19T14:39:54.892-04:00^ Haven't you learned your lesson from reading...^ Haven't you learned your lesson from reading dates on here to not participate in online dating?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-27767911415576569722010-06-18T23:38:10.269-04:002010-06-18T23:38:10.269-04:00Bravo...great story and good job standing up for y...Bravo...great story and good job standing up for yourself while still trying to be polite. Are you still single? I'm another Melanie but I promise any dinner parties will be between the two of us.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25715006167346909792010-06-18T20:31:02.373-04:002010-06-18T20:31:02.373-04:00this is the best post I've read on here for ag...this is the best post I've read on here for ages, good for you OP, you handled it completely reasonably, patiently until you UNLEASHED THE BEAST!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-56760840862492532152010-06-18T20:28:45.643-04:002010-06-18T20:28:45.643-04:00The "burned fish" smell was your date...The "burned fish" smell was your date's vagina. She sprayed on the side of your refrigerator, to mark her territory.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21245419370233059772010-06-18T18:42:10.438-04:002010-06-18T18:42:10.438-04:00The irony is that every weekend all across America...The irony is that every weekend all across America some unlucky parents who go out return home to find their teen-aged kids' friends have partied hard in their home without permission and destroyed and/or stolen lots of stuff.<br /><br />No wonder the pattern goes on in new forms even after they move from home.Seven-thirtynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-47079491939414574972010-06-18T17:44:42.332-04:002010-06-18T17:44:42.332-04:00First!!First!!Trentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-81957639602881503172010-06-18T17:27:39.916-04:002010-06-18T17:27:39.916-04:00Seriously, this was one of the best date stories o...Seriously, this was one of the best date stories on here in a long time. More satisfying than seeing France get their butts whipped in the World Cup.Coriolanusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-67239542895602757112010-06-18T17:14:02.246-04:002010-06-18T17:14:02.246-04:00Pretty much the best way this could have turned ou...Pretty much the best way this could have turned out. Good job, OP. That girl and her friends acted like white men in a red man's land. Screw them.Anonymousenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83571042415213203972010-06-18T15:58:00.934-04:002010-06-18T15:58:00.934-04:00Anybody ever talked to me like that in my own hous...Anybody ever talked to me like that in my own house and they would have been gumming Melanie's next meal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-17211520321512141362010-06-18T15:42:56.312-04:002010-06-18T15:42:56.312-04:00Consider yourself lucky that you did not get into ...Consider yourself lucky that you did not get into that abyss of dysfunction. Couples that make and break up, hang out with each other constantly, and some psycho chick who does not understand boundaries and assumes you'll let your place be a crashpad. Wow, true horror story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-36094098235356961292010-06-18T13:52:57.611-04:002010-06-18T13:52:57.611-04:00Thanks, nomatophobia. I thought "pterodactyly...Thanks, nomatophobia. I thought "pterodactyly" sounded wrong, but you are right in that it would be pretty fuckin' awesome to see.<br /><br />"Surprise assholes" would also be an interesting medical condition to see.<br /><br />-Mistaken AnonymousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43941350768443487882010-06-18T13:25:55.151-04:002010-06-18T13:25:55.151-04:00^^ you're right about THAT!!!^^^^ you're right about THAT!!!^^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-7045143187647877302010-06-18T13:18:33.100-04:002010-06-18T13:18:33.100-04:00Now you know why MBAs from devry and university of...Now you know why MBAs from devry and university of phoenix are worthless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-85221035508644887362010-06-18T13:05:26.474-04:002010-06-18T13:05:26.474-04:00Great story.
@8:32am If you feel a need to be an ...Great story.<br /><br />@8:32am If you feel a need to be an anonymous douchenozzle, that's cool. Just be creative.<br /><br />"Sounds like you were the bad date here.."<br /><br />Really? That's the best you could come up with? I would have had more respect for you if you had just said "First!"Mastiffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-59888072214391290292010-06-18T11:56:56.901-04:002010-06-18T11:56:56.901-04:00I would have kicked her out the moment she informe...I would have kicked her out the moment she informed me that she was planning to throw a party without asking first. What a psycho she is. I'm glad she likes her trashy friends though because that is all she is ever going to have. No man in his right mind would put up with that shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-49453157957464001022010-06-18T11:36:14.001-04:002010-06-18T11:36:14.001-04:00The way I see it Raymond went from Clark Kent to S...The way I see it Raymond went from Clark Kent to Superman, or Bruce Banner to The Incredible Hulk.. either way awesome bad date story.Sawyer86https://www.blogger.com/profile/03589709327830789237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-66915725639443483112010-06-18T11:31:28.767-04:002010-06-18T11:31:28.767-04:00@11:17 I think it's ectrodactyly or polydactyl...@11:17 I think it's ectrodactyly or polydactyly. <br /><br />But I'd also like to see pterodactyly. CAWWW!!!! *SWISHHHH* (This is what I imagine pterodactyls sound like.)<br />http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ptero<br /><br />I'm with JD - you got to kick some dick's ass. You didn't get laid, but you got a little justice. No one likes surprise assholes.nomatophobiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17765718970953715165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39610895697843187022010-06-18T11:17:59.987-04:002010-06-18T11:17:59.987-04:00Dear Pipe Dream,
Can I see a picture of your thir...Dear Pipe Dream,<br /><br />Can I see a picture of your third thumb? Crazy shit like pterodactyly gets me hot.<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />AnonymousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-62592919071925546112010-06-18T10:31:37.875-04:002010-06-18T10:31:37.875-04:00I hate it when people that were invited to my hous...I hate it when people that were invited to my house (okay, in this case not by the owner) help themselves to something to drink and expect privacy in the bathroom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90121041231056687462010-06-18T09:52:15.853-04:002010-06-18T09:52:15.853-04:00Thanks for the tip anonymous, but I didn't nee...Thanks for the tip anonymous, but I didn't need to go any further. Thanks for taking the time to criticize someone in the comment section when it has nothing to do with the bad date, cheers!Synhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06268091872594417572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-66492041624646749932010-06-18T09:51:26.085-04:002010-06-18T09:51:26.085-04:00Good story!Good story!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-9885525859925716112010-06-18T09:43:42.803-04:002010-06-18T09:43:42.803-04:00As far as I'm concerned, OP is a pushover for ...As far as I'm concerned, OP is a pushover for even letting things get to that point. I used to be like that and learned... the second random people are showing up at my house and drinking my beer without asking, I'd be escorting them right back out the door. No time to stop and "think about it"...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-2096242974485569132010-06-18T09:41:31.230-04:002010-06-18T09:41:31.230-04:00She was definitely rude in turning it into a party...She was definitely rude in turning it into a party without so much as telling you, much less actually consulting with you. <br /><br />In her friends' meager defense, they probably didn't know you had no knowledge of what was going on so were probably behaving in a manner that was already deemed acceptable to Melanie. It makes no excuse for rudeness, but it took all of you to turn it to the physical. Not cool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com