tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post666928582803732188..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Ice Cream AntisocialJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-41903595186446933392013-06-26T12:43:39.440-04:002013-06-26T12:43:39.440-04:00I have in my head a theme song a la the theme song...I have in my head a theme song a la the theme song from Shaft - <br /><br />Who's the man who thinks he can<br />Take a sundae home in an unrefrigerated receptacle?<br />(Fanny-pack-wearing Charles)<br />You're damn right<br /><br />Okay, so it needs some work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-16278100958790726112013-06-26T10:58:43.134-04:002013-06-26T10:58:43.134-04:00@Architect, your description of f-packings dos and...@Architect, your description of f-packings dos and don'ts titillates and intrigues me. Talk of hiding sausages and salami tends to give me the vapors. I have half a mind to tell Art to cancel his date with the transsexual hooker tonight because I may very well let him into my lady lawyer briefs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-61646578689146494662013-06-26T10:11:42.324-04:002013-06-26T10:11:42.324-04:00why would anyone put ice cream in a fanny pack wit...why would anyone put ice cream in a fanny pack without a plastic liner? i guess he got too excited about is date he forgot.Blue Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553486838908789289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-91682497827126823212013-06-26T09:18:56.084-04:002013-06-26T09:18:56.084-04:00@ Devil - And there IS a fanny pack wearing hell.
...@ Devil - And there IS a fanny pack wearing hell.<br /><br />So he puts leftovers in his fanny pack, ok. He even puts ice cream in his fanny pack which won't be worth a damn when he gets home, ok. Obviously there was no plastic liner which is an amateur mistake. You always use a plastic liner with the fanny pack. This guy is definitely a rookie f-packer. You always wrap up your sausage when you are going to be f-packing. Got a salami you need to hide? Wrap it up before you start f-packing. It just makes sense.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24407109552324725872013-06-26T05:19:39.353-04:002013-06-26T05:19:39.353-04:00Did this date take place in 1991? Is Charles a mid...Did this date take place in 1991? Is Charles a middle aged paunchy guy who also wears jean shorts and t-shirts with whimsical sayings like "Virginia Is For Lovers"? If neither of those things are true, I'm afraid I just can't rationalize why a guy under 50 who is looking to get laid would wear a fanny pack on a date. Those things are instant lady boner killers. In fact, my vadge is drying up now at the thought of a fanny pack. Great...now I'm gonna get a yeast infection because my pH balance is all off.<br /><br />Damn you, Charles. Damn you straight to fanny pack wearing hell!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75044129523922063612013-06-26T03:31:03.103-04:002013-06-26T03:31:03.103-04:00I went out with a fanny pack wearing, fat, prematu...I went out with a fanny pack wearing, fat, premature ejaculator once and he pulled the same stunt to cover the jizz stain on his pants, perhaps it was Charles. Gregory Peck never arrives too soon, he's always bang on time, like a proper gentleman. TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.com