tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post6324221943932224855..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: It's Not Easy, Seeing GreenJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-19809859273474994322013-09-20T14:20:59.209-04:002013-09-20T14:20:59.209-04:00" Do you pull snakes or frogs out of your nos...<i>" Do you pull snakes or frogs out of your nose on a first date? Didn't think so!"</i><br /><br />Are you sure he said "out of your <b>nose</b>"?wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57154666918509230132013-09-16T15:28:28.711-04:002013-09-16T15:28:28.711-04:00good job, OP. Now I'll never know his secret.good job, OP. Now I'll never know his secret.Tourist of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15869795168165679169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-9625724067600511332013-09-14T09:33:09.912-04:002013-09-14T09:33:09.912-04:00^ you're going to get me love-drunk of your hu...^ you're going to get me love-drunk of your humps, your humps, your lovely lady lumps?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-3752815024279206542013-09-14T03:14:21.531-04:002013-09-14T03:14:21.531-04:00This story reminds me of my second date with Steve...This story reminds me of my second date with Steve. Again he didn't even stop the car fully, just slid by & asked " Do you pull snakes or frogs out of your nose on a first date? Didn't think so!" This time I lunged at him hoping to give him a handy-Joe like I was starting a lawn mower but he just drove off and left me there, empty handed. Steve for the record I'm sure going toTryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-80210217830057791782013-09-13T21:16:51.993-04:002013-09-13T21:16:51.993-04:00Well, I've heard of "Being John Malkovich...Well, I've heard of "Being John Malkovich" I've just never heard of "Being Kermit the Frog." :)tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-19360370621225549262013-09-13T12:45:51.180-04:002013-09-13T12:45:51.180-04:00Hey, this guy stole my life story! I even wrote th...Hey, this guy stole my life story! I even wrote this song:<br /><br />Yo listen up here's a story<br />About a little ambiguously gendered person that lives in a green world<br />And all day and all night and everything s/he sees<br />Is just green like shim inside and outside<br />Green is his/her house with a green little window<br />And a green corvette<br />And everything is green for shim and shimself<br />And everybody around<br />'cause s/he ain't got nobody to listen to<br /><br />I'm green da ba dee da ba die...Green Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00545829037442720440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-60870179823860157742013-09-13T09:52:21.596-04:002013-09-13T09:52:21.596-04:00tanette: "Being John Malkovich"tanette: "Being John Malkovich"Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04514127184704002111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83839840252989453322013-09-13T09:04:31.841-04:002013-09-13T09:04:31.841-04:00Why the hell do some guys think it's okay to a...Why the hell do some guys think it's okay to ask for handy Js and blowies on a first date?? Especially without even offering to pay for it, jeez.SmallCityGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09382801445745259229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10564484617179048052013-09-13T08:12:53.690-04:002013-09-13T08:12:53.690-04:00Well... we know Amanda isn't the real name of ...Well... we know Amanda isn't the real name of Fizziks or Try, since this woman in question did NOT give the guy a handy J...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46326608622629523042013-09-13T08:03:20.276-04:002013-09-13T08:03:20.276-04:00There's a movie called Being Kermit the Frog? ...There's a movie called Being Kermit the Frog? How did I miss this? And also, I'm wondering what the heck a handy-Joe is. Is that like a handyman named Joe and that's his nickname? (That's all I gots for today. It's early).tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6420214199633152822013-09-13T07:48:31.104-04:002013-09-13T07:48:31.104-04:00"Everyone looks like Kermit the Frog" re..."Everyone looks like Kermit the Frog" reminds me of that scene in <i>Being Kermit the Frog</i> when Kermit the Frog goes into that little portal into his own head.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.com