tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post561856714379138696..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Hey, These Burgers Taste FunnyJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-18566024167208663322013-03-22T04:14:31.075-04:002013-03-22T04:14:31.075-04:00Wolf, your logic is flawed. We've had plenty o...Wolf, your logic is flawed. We've had plenty of stories that weren't really dates.Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13733974260099709340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-71595556276140417492013-03-21T13:49:55.766-04:002013-03-21T13:49:55.766-04:00I love the title! I love the title! Riahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09016848189875905796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20448630913200668962013-03-21T13:24:52.255-04:002013-03-21T13:24:52.255-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.jcoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04076613210166462665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-70785296056307453302013-03-21T13:24:25.716-04:002013-03-21T13:24:25.716-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.jcoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04076613210166462665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5039665957078786952013-03-21T11:05:02.312-04:002013-03-21T11:05:02.312-04:00there isn't. just grill.there isn't. just grill.Dunichahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04485758465763457130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24878647150271103562013-03-21T10:58:51.522-04:002013-03-21T10:58:51.522-04:00I mean, he didn't tell her about his GF until ...I mean, he didn't tell her about his GF until *halfway into the date.* Her anger is understandable.wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54702174975361538042013-03-21T10:57:59.091-04:002013-03-21T10:57:59.091-04:00This was obviously something the OP considered a D...This was obviously something the OP considered a DATE. If it wasn't, he wouldn't have submitted it for A Bad Case of the DATES. Therefore, the OP went out on a date with somebody he had made out with and didn't tell her about his girlfriend. Sure, Amanda was clingy and kind of insane, but any way you slice it, OP behaved kind of like a douchebag.wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-67106394122309364562013-03-20T23:28:42.912-04:002013-03-20T23:28:42.912-04:00I too laughed-out-loud at the "caring for abo...I too laughed-out-loud at the "caring for about ten feet." Ha. But yes - that's bizarre. And I'm sure a lot of dudes out there would love a girlfriend they can hook up with a couple times a year and then barely speak to her. I'm a little confused though. Does the fact that she assumed they were in a serious relationship make her needy? Or does she lack dependency because she was out of touch during their "relationship"? So strange.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90638482706141038232013-03-20T20:37:55.455-04:002013-03-20T20:37:55.455-04:00OP should have helped her grill herself to a sizzl...OP should have helped her grill herself to a sizzling demise...then had his way with her. I'm pretty certain necrophilia isn't cheating. <br />This way, it's pretty much a win-win situation all around!SaggyGrandmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01752384458211772311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-87094015418780203712013-03-20T19:15:50.572-04:002013-03-20T19:15:50.572-04:00Steve, we should totally hook up. I'm old and...Steve, we should totally hook up. I'm old and set in my ways. ;) Nice Latin Duchina. Thanks for suggesting it, J. Howiewasapoet. (okay, I'm not as clever as you. I get that). And as far as OP goes, rect and Dev, I agree with you, yeah, not his fault at all. And he dodged a bullet of some kind. tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83931662195769993672013-03-20T16:27:09.455-04:002013-03-20T16:27:09.455-04:00I don't see how anyone can fault the OP even a...I don't see how anyone can fault the OP even a tiny bit. For all he knew (and I would assume this as well), they were just two friends who were catching up. If they had slept together or even had did more than kiss yeah, I could see him bringing up the gf during the call to make sure everything was clear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-12786704903373908172013-03-20T14:40:17.388-04:002013-03-20T14:40:17.388-04:00That's I guess how you know you've found t...That's I guess how you know you've found the right person-you don't mind having them around all the time!KatieGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04139587014716187665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-64515234567660136832013-03-20T14:39:13.881-04:002013-03-20T14:39:13.881-04:00I still think, if you left things hanging that way...I still think, if you left things hanging that way, that you should bring up the fact you have a girlfriend. At the same point, if I was her, rather than threaten my demise via fast food equipment, I would have just said, "Well I see we had different expectations and if I knew you had a girlfriend, I wouldn't have pursued this." And simply left. <br /><br />Have some dignity. KatieGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04139587014716187665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31726225308893979362013-03-20T14:01:39.017-04:002013-03-20T14:01:39.017-04:00Thank you, Dunicha. I'm astonished that there ...Thank you, Dunicha. I'm astonished that there exists a Latin translation for "burger grill."<br /><br />I'll start on the stationery.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-2789093894587354222013-03-20T13:52:01.218-04:002013-03-20T13:52:01.218-04:00Ego faciem meam in craticula confunditur. Fortasse...Ego faciem meam in craticula confunditur. Fortasse igitur graviter sume tibi.Dunichahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04485758465763457130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-23803002930952559702013-03-20T13:26:56.481-04:002013-03-20T13:26:56.481-04:00Bahahahahahahaha.
You just..... hahahahahahahah.
...Bahahahahahahaha.<br /><br />You just..... hahahahahahahah.<br /><br />perfectShoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6981202516078244602013-03-20T13:25:00.490-04:002013-03-20T13:25:00.490-04:00I agree - she definitely should not have assumed t...I agree - she definitely should not have assumed they were a couple. Especially since they fell out of touch. Her reaction was definitely over the top. LolAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01480980578786181893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48080726322801772632013-03-20T12:42:31.135-04:002013-03-20T12:42:31.135-04:00While I agree that he ought to have told her over ...While I agree that he ought to have told her over the phone that he was seeing someone I don't think her assumption that they were still dating was reasonable. If she was just upset that they couldn't get back together that would make sense. But the lack of contact was mutual. She chose not to contact him at all for months. For all she knew he'd considered himself dumped.<br /><br />You can't call yourself someone's boyfriend or girlfriend if you can't even check to make sure they're still alive every once in a while.<br /><br />It's also worth noting that someone is being emotionally abusive when they threaten to harm themselves in order to get you to do what they want so any sympathy I had for her was gone once she did that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-87611756717738811612013-03-20T11:40:38.542-04:002013-03-20T11:40:38.542-04:00@ Howie - I like grilled girl meat but getting tha...@ Howie - I like grilled girl meat but getting that burnt hair smell out of the house takes weeks! Note to self: shave victims BEFORE cooking them.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-62923185142207748992013-03-20T11:28:11.008-04:002013-03-20T11:28:11.008-04:00I think I'd enjoy a girlfriend that I only had...I think I'd enjoy a girlfriend that I only had to see a few times a year...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46845190863421384532013-03-20T11:14:43.075-04:002013-03-20T11:14:43.075-04:00See, and I thought she was clearly referencing the...See, and I thought she was clearly referencing the Olympic flame, which must be kept always burning on its route to whichever host city is lucky enough to be hosting that particular year's Olympic Games. Shows what I know.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-53970641715991696052013-03-20T11:08:26.035-04:002013-03-20T11:08:26.035-04:00Fizziks, I thought she meant her love for him will...Fizziks, I thought she meant her love for him will always be burning. Blue Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553486838908789289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34197609930079408582013-03-20T10:52:08.723-04:002013-03-20T10:52:08.723-04:00Am I the only one that thinks the "BURNING AL...Am I the only one that thinks the "BURNING ALWAYS BURNING BURNING" is about her cooter?Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-89539134005301468142013-03-20T10:50:23.715-04:002013-03-20T10:50:23.715-04:00Boy meets girl
Boy meets another girl
Girl loses b...Boy meets girl<br />Boy meets another girl<br />Girl loses boy<br />Girl meets grill<br />Grilled girl meat<br />Howie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-26203871874368403302013-03-20T10:01:41.225-04:002013-03-20T10:01:41.225-04:00I'd love to see the rebuttal story for this on...I'd love to see the rebuttal story for this one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com