tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post5083629497848864587..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Holy Moly!JMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-59228424402493003112010-05-05T17:58:38.316-04:002010-05-05T17:58:38.316-04:00I agree with the OP. Warning if not approval is p...I agree with the OP. Warning if not approval is preferable to both sexes before giving the 'ole thumbs up. Thank you for that Lebowski. <br /><br />Lube is generally a plus. Especially for Gulliver who may be pumping a fold.Erronnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6656620432431802992010-05-04T15:53:17.006-04:002010-05-04T15:53:17.006-04:00I prefer to follow Homer Simpson's recipe and ...I prefer to follow Homer Simpson's recipe and wrap Moon Waffles around my deep-fried butter sticks.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28719444030370897622010-05-03T14:55:35.705-04:002010-05-03T14:55:35.705-04:00Sounds the girl is stupid to start with. If she wa...Sounds the girl is stupid to start with. If she was that displeased by the finger she would have left the 1st time! You don't know what your missing until you try it !!! :) MAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-52010056169179794952010-05-03T14:30:54.616-04:002010-05-03T14:30:54.616-04:00Dammit, Fizziks! I bought new waders for that meet...Dammit, Fizziks! I bought new waders for that meeting! Jesus. I'm getting mine bedazzled that day, so we can't meet there. What about the IHOP on Rte 40? They've got this new stack of pancakes with cheesecake batter in the middle that I saw on thisiswhyyourefat.com that made me think of you.<br /><br />Also, Trollhouse, Fizziks is pretty much correct. If you have a name we can respond to (rather than just a time stamp), and you contribute more to the conversation than just one poorly-written sentence, you're totes in the club and can hang out with the cool kids.<br /><br />Also, yes, my self-esteem IS fairly low. How did you know?! ;DClaire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77037712121732925792010-05-03T14:30:15.027-04:002010-05-03T14:30:15.027-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34628594969547169562010-05-03T14:00:47.567-04:002010-05-03T14:00:47.567-04:00Love your name, Troll House! We're just happy...Love your name, Troll House! We're just happy Gulliver gave us a bit more to work with. I think the clique rule is that more than two lines gets you above the troll mark. Or that you've read enough dates to get the inside jokes (unlike OP's response). Or that we're totally arbitrary and it depends on how bitchcakes we feel on a given day.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-27194825726740388922010-05-03T13:09:21.946-04:002010-05-03T13:09:21.946-04:00I guess it's okay to post such comments from G...I guess it's okay to post such comments from Gulliver because he has 'profile"? He must be part of a clique that understands this running gag. Anybody else does it, Fizziks & Architect would be calling them out as TROLLS....blechTroll House Cookiesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5149390183543527822010-05-03T13:06:36.827-04:002010-05-03T13:06:36.827-04:00I gave this post "Two Thumbs IN" and may...I gave this post "Two Thumbs IN" and maybe he wanted to swipe his finger under your nose and call you his "Dirty Sanchez"<br />Arrrreebaaa!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-30090122522708671822010-05-03T12:23:23.988-04:002010-05-03T12:23:23.988-04:008:24> and yes, the hole has remained 'exit ...8:24> and yes, the hole has remained 'exit only' ever since... ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57590527401374716142010-05-03T12:21:41.444-04:002010-05-03T12:21:41.444-04:00Haha thanks for all the comments. I'm in my la...Haha thanks for all the comments. I'm in my late 20s now and yes I was a stupid inexperienced high school girl and very naive. I had a great time with him prior to this terrible date so in letting him "try, try again" I was being stupid in thinking it was a repetetive accident. <br />Needless to say I did learn my lesson.<br />And to gulliver, I'm a 5'6" petite blonde... I weighed 97lbs all throughout highschool and now in my 20s am still at 105... So unfortunately your theory does not compute.<br />I LOVE this site and all of your comments, negative and otherwise.<br />Keep on entertaining me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25607420807792676592010-05-03T11:38:22.757-04:002010-05-03T11:38:22.757-04:00I give this post two thumbs up. It will only hurt...I give this post two thumbs up. It will only hurt for a min :)Lebowskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-74351983034302137102010-05-03T10:29:10.840-04:002010-05-03T10:29:10.840-04:00If you're not down with a finger in your butt,...If you're not down with a finger in your butt, or you're not ready for a finger in your butt, that's all well and good. But don't let some guy put his finger in your butt multiple times and then keep hanging around him. If you didn't like it, leave. Call a friend.<br /><br />If you DID like it, which I'm thinking maybe you did, but you want to keep seeming like a "good girl," then don't post about it on a bad date website and expect sympathy.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83866149385247931772010-05-03T10:20:20.723-04:002010-05-03T10:20:20.723-04:00When a guy invites you to see "The Anal Adven...When a guy invites you to see "The Anal Adventures of Pinkie Dongstalking" you wish to lube up first.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-47013429310559665952010-05-03T09:44:32.184-04:002010-05-03T09:44:32.184-04:00@2:29 - It's a tongue-in-cheek running gag. L...@2:29 - It's a tongue-in-cheek running gag. Leave Gulliver alone.JDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08128226785859504517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-9319123604299891292010-05-02T09:22:02.893-04:002010-05-02T09:22:02.893-04:00^ Gotta get em before the hair does.^ Gotta get em before the hair does.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-66720679499436218292010-05-02T04:49:18.295-04:002010-05-02T04:49:18.295-04:00@ 5:06 and 8:29
because she's a stupid inexper...@ 5:06 and 8:29<br />because she's a stupid inexperienced high school kid, and saw him as a cool "older guy".<br /><br />time and experience shows that the "older guy" is just a creep creepin for underage girls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-13036344783895042412010-05-01T20:29:32.068-04:002010-05-01T20:29:32.068-04:00why didn't you go with the cop?why didn't you go with the cop?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28419114969370250592010-05-01T20:24:29.661-04:002010-05-01T20:24:29.661-04:00Did this permanently destroy your appetite for adv...Did this permanently destroy your appetite for adventures in the great American backdoors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-7710341085528846502010-05-01T17:37:56.689-04:002010-05-01T17:37:56.689-04:00Maybe he was searching for your prostate gland.......Maybe he was searching for your prostate gland....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-32811762255094030642010-05-01T17:06:24.766-04:002010-05-01T17:06:24.766-04:00Hold up just one second: You were "horrified&...Hold up just one second: You were "horrified" that he would even attempt to finger you like that, yet you continue going at it long enough for him to try it four times? If you want to say no, say no and stand by it. Otherwise you'll end up with idiots like this pushing you around.<br /><br />Kudos for walking, but you should have done that well before the cop showed up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-27310787032293712302010-05-01T16:03:05.378-04:002010-05-01T16:03:05.378-04:00Gulliver > 2:29Gulliver > 2:29Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37438241044426450322010-05-01T15:31:54.158-04:002010-05-01T15:31:54.158-04:00Don't be repulsed by a finger up your butt! I...Don't be repulsed by a finger up your butt! It can be very pleasant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34706995691341609582010-05-01T14:42:16.125-04:002010-05-01T14:42:16.125-04:00oh highschool. so dumb. I hope you learned your le...oh highschool. so dumb. I hope you learned your lesson about dating skeezy guys who can't get adult women their own age so they go cruising for underaged girls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-42172275673100191912010-05-01T14:29:42.550-04:002010-05-01T14:29:42.550-04:00Gulliver, I'm sorry that girls won't go ou...Gulliver, I'm sorry that girls won't go out with you. Really, I am. Try venturing out of your mother's basement more than once a month. The sun will help clear up your skin a little and make you look a little healthier, so people aren't repelled from afar. They'll still find you repugnant once you open your mouth, but without a job, I doubt you can afford the years of intensive therapy you obviously need. Best of luck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com