tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post48481063195561480..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: DownhillJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-91957821820431381592016-05-06T17:59:22.501-04:002016-05-06T17:59:22.501-04:00Unfortunately most guys in the dating game in this...Unfortunately most guys in the dating game in this day and age feel it is appropriate to either A: Flash their junk to a woman on a first date and expect her to hop on, B: Bring up sex within the first 30 minutes of a date and again, expect her to just hop on, or C: call women a fat whore who they didn't want to go out with anyway when we reject their immediate demand for sex. It's a sad sign of the times. Out of all the internet dates I went on when I was still single, about 75% of them went like the above. I got really lucky with my husband. He also said when he was internet dating, most women treated him like he was going to try to assault them within the first 10 minutes of the date. I feel bad for people still looking for someone because it's rough out there.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12889102179104095275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-69660040727412810312016-05-06T17:59:16.356-04:002016-05-06T17:59:16.356-04:00Unfortunately most guys in the dating game in this...Unfortunately most guys in the dating game in this day and age feel it is appropriate to either A: Flash their junk to a woman on a first date and expect her to hop on, B: Bring up sex within the first 30 minutes of a date and again, expect her to just hop on, or C: call women a fat whore who they didn't want to go out with anyway when we reject their immediate demand for sex. It's a sad sign of the times. Out of all the internet dates I went on when I was still single, about 75% of them went like the above. I got really lucky with my husband. He also said when he was internet dating, most women treated him like he was going to try to assault them within the first 10 minutes of the date. I feel bad for people still looking for someone because it's rough out there.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12889102179104095275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48341882622243697452013-03-06T15:13:47.345-05:002013-03-06T15:13:47.345-05:00So Virgil says he doesn't know who Mr. Happy i...So Virgil says he doesn't know who Mr. Happy is and then assumes that Lana's refusal to sit in a stranger's lap is the result of some past trauma as opposed to common sense.<br /><br />Virgil's story is highly suspect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-23818738034760825402013-03-04T11:38:33.453-05:002013-03-04T11:38:33.453-05:00^ LOL, Don... that was more entertaining than the ...^ LOL, Don... that was more entertaining than the OP's story for sure. Glad she said yes!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-26782225382285396092013-03-04T10:34:08.620-05:002013-03-04T10:34:08.620-05:00I proposed to my wife on a sledding trip. The hil...I proposed to my wife on a sledding trip. The hill we went to can only be reached by a 30min snowmobile ride. A gem only the locals know about. My dad was breaking trail through the woods ahead of me, and my wife to be and I were following on another snowmobile. At one point he crossed a log and shook it free from the snow so it popped up. I idled up to it to make sure the skis would go over the top, and they did. But, the snowmobile got stuck on the top and tipped some, dumping my wife off the back. An omen of things to come perhaps. <br /><br />We made it to the hill, I had brought a tube and a sled. I should mention the hill is about 300 yards long with a 30 deg slope. A good size hill, with a rock ledge 2/3s the way down for a nice jump. As a kid we went there all the time, and we'd see who could jump the furthest. 15 years and 100 lbs later, it didnt cross my mind that i'd get a lot more momentum now. I soared off the jump and popped the tube on the first run down. Oh well, we still have the sled. After seeing what happened on the trial tube run, my wife wasnt keen on trying the sled first. I took a good running start and dove onto the sled on my stomach, like I did as a kid. Friction had no hold on me as I sped towards the jump. I flew off the jump and was a good 20 ft in the air. At this point I realized, this hard plastic sled is going to pop like the tube, and splinter and tear me up in the debris pile. I threw the sled out from under me, and tried to land on my feet. I've never had the wind knocked out of me so bad in my life. Couldn't breathe for a minute, thought I was going to die there with broken ribs puncturing lungs. My wife slid down the hill on her butt to see if I was alive. And she said yes, so thats nice. Now I know why my dad always dragged his feet in feet in the snow to slow down. The Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02727700433138197436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28758954144889852622013-03-04T10:25:17.424-05:002013-03-04T10:25:17.424-05:00That was actually an alternate title consideration...That was actually an alternate title consideration for this.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-82657300341107438172013-03-04T10:19:24.422-05:002013-03-04T10:19:24.422-05:00She did respond to the email, with just one word:
...She did respond to the email, with just one word:<br /><br />"Rosebud....."The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5980207924698574842013-03-04T09:46:59.202-05:002013-03-04T09:46:59.202-05:00You should've brought her a sled. Really. Yo... You should've brought her a sled. Really. You think a grownup is likely to own one?Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04514127184704002111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-56249472654915142902013-03-04T09:00:17.070-05:002013-03-04T09:00:17.070-05:00Ouch... that last paragraph makes my head hurt.
O...Ouch... that last paragraph makes my head hurt.<br /><br />OP, here's a pro tip for you - her issues probably have little to do with "corrupted sledding."Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.com