tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post4522975483370491377..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Photo FinishedJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-38227253196406057912016-03-02T14:30:26.982-05:002016-03-02T14:30:26.982-05:00Muahahahahaha! Time to get you fucked up my frien...Muahahahahaha! Time to get you fucked up my friend!<br /><br />The Chunky Horse Dating Profile:<br /><br />Chunky horse loves <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-25-at-8-55-32-pm.jpg?quality=100&strip=info&w=600" rel="nofollow">magic, did you know that?</a> It's because He had a <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/get-lowbrow-get-down-get-dirty-34.gif?w=458" rel="nofollow">magical childhood.</a><br /><br />Chunky Horse is a big fan of DiCaprio too. He was so happy <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-17.gif?w=330" rel="nofollow">when Leo won the Oscar.</a><br /><br />His favorite holiday is Christmas, <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/lets-take-a-break-from-serious-for-a-second-and-have-some-dirty-fun-shall-we-34-photos-11.jpg?w=600&h=800" rel="nofollow">for obvious reasons.</a><br /><br />Chunky Horse is a creature of <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/horse-masks-9.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500" rel="nofollow">many talents.</a> He loves <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/horse-masks-5.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500" rel="nofollow">water sports</a> (both varieties) and <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/horse-masks-19.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500" rel="nofollow">enjoys a good beer with His friends.</a><br /><br />You should contact Chunky Horse if:<br /><br /><a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/horse-masks-29.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500" rel="nofollow">You have HBO</a> and would like to watch cool horse based movies late at night.<br />You have a <a href="http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/fb1/005/c06/resized/american-psycho-meme-generator-i-don-t-usually-kill-hookers-but-when-i-do-i-use-a-chainsaw-694b5d.jpg" rel="nofollow">spare chainsaw</a> laying around and need someone to help you use it.<br />You like <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PZtBvTIe1Y8/TZy5UjazKfI/AAAAAAAABAM/oW53VYS607E/s1600/funny+anne+frank+meme.jpg" rel="nofollow">murdering/being murdered.</a><br />You like Chipotle. (Cause <a href="http://nowaygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/chipotle-memes-03.jpg" rel="nofollow">CH gets down on some burritos</a>)<br /><br />The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-409313170008172692016-03-02T12:44:47.914-05:002016-03-02T12:44:47.914-05:00Longtime lurker here - just playing the ABCOTD dri...Longtime lurker here - just playing the ABCOTD drinking game. Take a drink everytime chunky horse is mentioned and also every time Archie posts a pic link. I have been listening to a lot of creepypastas on youtube - would love to hear a chunky horse one sometime.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10558247144090930935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25799561410789941112016-03-02T12:43:07.136-05:002016-03-02T12:43:07.136-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10558247144090930935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28185388385054810042016-03-02T11:53:57.649-05:002016-03-02T11:53:57.649-05:00The once great and finished poorly Showtime origin...The once great and finished poorly Showtime original "Dexter".The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-62239722122458098972016-03-02T11:39:13.160-05:002016-03-02T11:39:13.160-05:00I've seen that before. What is that from?I've seen that before. What is that from?ladydyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08851750115839939912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-3076923913390655672016-03-02T10:28:50.563-05:002016-03-02T10:28:50.563-05:00He can be pretty sneaky. She probably never saw H...<a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/horse-masks-11.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500" rel="nofollow">He can be pretty sneaky.</a> <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/daily_gifdump_610_14.gif?w=444&h=250" rel="nofollow">She probably never saw Him coming.</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-65730033208789330852016-03-02T09:40:21.701-05:002016-03-02T09:40:21.701-05:00Chunky Horse strikes without warning...Chunky Horse strikes without warning...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-84005890159722140832016-03-02T09:10:15.889-05:002016-03-02T09:10:15.889-05:00Why are none of ya'll stating the obvious? Nor...Why are none of ya'll stating the obvious? Norma became yet another victim of Chunky Horse. The photos were just warning Floyd thay he'd be next.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16438520361562013626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57245662549307841452016-03-02T08:26:22.812-05:002016-03-02T08:26:22.812-05:00She totally had a hidden camera somewhere on that ...She totally had a hidden camera somewhere on that porch...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-12341364402393653852016-03-02T08:13:04.162-05:002016-03-02T08:13:04.162-05:00Norma? I think not.
Wait...is Norma short for n...Norma? I think not. <br /><br />Wait...is Norma short for normal? It isn't? Never mind then.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09693388725687271057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-52301884693867374112016-03-02T08:10:46.142-05:002016-03-02T08:10:46.142-05:00There are so many reasons this could have happened...There are so many reasons this could have happened, but rather than explain the complicated psychological issues that might accumulate into what happened here, I'll simple say this: this bitch is grade A crazy. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-91359865289302461452016-03-02T08:08:28.373-05:002016-03-02T08:08:28.373-05:00You were gonna take a stranger out to dinner after...You were gonna take a stranger out to dinner after a few messages? Don't feed the dinner wh0res!<br /><br />Learn2coffee, n00b!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-85625376135678920282016-03-02T07:42:53.357-05:002016-03-02T07:42:53.357-05:00I think it's good you got out of there while y...I think it's good you got out of there <a href="http://49.media.tumblr.com/0f3ecfc62dd4d572bef5bc5edae9b862/tumblr_mstamnDt4q1qef18so1_400.gif" rel="nofollow">while you still had the chance.</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.com