tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post4114116287281236700..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: No Promises in the WindJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24837949001517532412016-09-09T23:02:47.165-04:002016-09-09T23:02:47.165-04:00Surprisingly, they're actually strawberry scen...Surprisingly, they're actually strawberry scented. My parents are filled with shame.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-920200592560551422016-09-09T13:06:38.866-04:002016-09-09T13:06:38.866-04:00I think it would get old though. He'd keep ma...I think it would get old though. He'd keep making you watch <a href="http://media1.giphy.com/media/ieNQQpuMHsWGs/giphy.gif" rel="nofollow">the same Monty Python clip</a> over and over. You'd go to an antique store together and he won't stop calling your attention to the Dutch oven and giving you a wink every time he does. <a href="http://i.imgur.com/ikWlZbK.png" rel="nofollow">Life</a> would become one big fart joke and <a href="http://www.relatably.com/m/img/fart-memes/love-is-like-a-fart.jpg" rel="nofollow">that's no way to live.</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15510723058949951192016-09-09T09:52:11.891-04:002016-09-09T09:52:11.891-04:00I dunno, OP, if it only takes something as small a...I dunno, OP, if it only takes something as small as answering a question to make him happy, I think this might be your loss. Think about it: cooking, cleaning, sex, video games, remote privileges-- you don't have to do any of it! Just answer his slightly odd questions once in a while and you're fulfilling his vision of a perfect woman...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-33901807606575558772016-09-09T09:49:40.051-04:002016-09-09T09:49:40.051-04:00FTW Anomaly, seriously. Spectacular.FTW Anomaly, seriously. Spectacular.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51078984302864555902016-09-09T09:49:35.960-04:002016-09-09T09:49:35.960-04:00You and Smiles need to get together and do a duet....You and Smiles need to get together and do a duet. I'm thinking:<br /><br />Now I, had, the time of my life.....and I owe it all to un-excreted poo....The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-17381131886832164812016-09-09T08:45:14.087-04:002016-09-09T08:45:14.087-04:00let's talk about farts ba-by - let's talk ...let's talk about farts ba-by - let's talk about S-B-D's - let's talk about all the loud ones, and the stinkers - we let free - let's talk about fartsAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090517589434035464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-32338070067554811232016-09-09T08:17:31.986-04:002016-09-09T08:17:31.986-04:00Briana has banana-scented flatulence... Briana has banana-scented flatulence... Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43616782907383787182016-09-09T07:13:52.812-04:002016-09-09T07:13:52.812-04:00It's a question he asks of all his prey.<a href="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Xfp271Fi--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_358,q_80,w_636/18x8iy8qgwf5bgif.gif" rel="nofollow">It's a question he asks of all his prey.</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-72913826969390906882016-09-09T04:34:51.299-04:002016-09-09T04:34:51.299-04:00Fart compatibility is a very important factor in a...Fart compatibility is a very important factor in a relationship. Talking about farts openly improves communication greatly and helps find fulfilment and harmony. Talking about farts, what you like, what you don't like, what you would like to try or experiment can reduce possible frustrations that can arise in a couple. Having a partner capable of talking about farts in a mature and respectful manner is a very good thing. My wife and I talk regularly about our fart and after ten years of marriage, our relationship is only growing in strength.<br /><br />Your loss OP...Ben Lapointehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153824813531877997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-87018356204589770932016-09-09T03:27:14.118-04:002016-09-09T03:27:14.118-04:00How many times should I ask my dates their favorit...How many times should I ask my dates their favorite farts before they decide to block my calls?And how many times will I get a second date before they have time to recall?And how many times will I find"the one" only to have her turn heels and run?The answer my friend is blowin in the wind,the answer is blowin in the wind...MelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.com