tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post4041223012022117287..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Last Place in the Human RaceJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-82184229368067197102016-12-07T17:33:34.045-05:002016-12-07T17:33:34.045-05:00I just wanted a date to the sock hop then one thin...I just wanted a date to the sock hop then one thing lead to another and before I knew it,I was tripping dice at Harrah's in Vegas sporting"my precious".MelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43076523001194754132016-12-07T15:44:59.054-05:002016-12-07T15:44:59.054-05:00Welp, technically, I was born fat/bald... the old/...Welp, technically, I was born fat/bald... the old/married came later... dotdotdot...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10309554948899440792016-12-07T15:37:43.417-05:002016-12-07T15:37:43.417-05:00Actually, my ring has synthetic diamonds in it, an...Actually, my ring has synthetic diamonds in it, and no one calls it a "vadge" anymore. You're falling behind, Steve. How many decades ago did you reach old/fat/bald stage? Shame. *rings bell* Shame.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51428339185063304062016-12-07T15:19:03.894-05:002016-12-07T15:19:03.894-05:00Bananas required a conflict diamond before allowin...Bananas required a conflict diamond before allowing access to her vadge. How many child soldiers had to die, just so your hubz could get his rocks off? I hope it was worth it...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20581573921934031442016-12-07T15:09:48.657-05:002016-12-07T15:09:48.657-05:00Why is it that the girls who always comment put ou...Why is it that the girls who always comment put out, never put out IRL?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-42501164567021462432016-12-07T14:37:57.893-05:002016-12-07T14:37:57.893-05:00All right, all right! Good Answer!All right, all right! <a href="http://i.imgur.com/vJHuDcp.gif" rel="nofollow">Good Answer!</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-60421591973951213942016-12-07T14:29:09.742-05:002016-12-07T14:29:09.742-05:00We did end up doing the deed before signing the li...We did end up doing the deed before signing the license, but I call waiting until after we were engaged close enough. <br /><br />To answer archy, a lot of sexual chemistry comes from the emotional chemistry between two people. Whether you're in love or just having a drunken night of fun, mutual minds always find a way to make it work. Fortunately for me, I haven't quite become old/fat/bald yet so it's pretty fiery. hopefully I never do hit the bald markAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-29446838974359379312016-12-07T12:56:06.433-05:002016-12-07T12:56:06.433-05:00She said she was abstinent until she met her husba...She said she was abstinent until she met her husband, she didn't mention waiting til after marriage.<br /><br />Eh, I'd probably go on the dates to decide if I wanted to sleep with someone, I wouldn't decide ahead of time.ladydyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08851750115839939912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6208092549040439232016-12-07T12:50:43.954-05:002016-12-07T12:50:43.954-05:00My strategy was to target girls with daddy issues ...My strategy was to target girls with daddy issues - they were more likely to put up w/ my crap...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83551159552861299642016-12-07T10:10:29.000-05:002016-12-07T10:10:29.000-05:00I was lucky. My wife picked me and she likes me d...I was lucky. My wife picked me and she likes me despite me being old, fat, poor, and bald (not quite). I definitely married up. As Katie Girl (may Chunky Horse devour her soul) would have said: Best relationship EVAH!!!!111!!!!1!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-4033555210679899122016-12-07T08:56:01.261-05:002016-12-07T08:56:01.261-05:00Archie, once you get old/fat/bald/married, you ain...Archie, once you get old/fat/bald/married, you ain't really sexually compatible with ANYONE. So you might as well just go ahead and marry the person that makes you laugh. Or has a bunch of money.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-4336212987391120532016-12-07T08:54:38.160-05:002016-12-07T08:54:38.160-05:00Bananas had to weed through the forest of dicks be...Bananas had to weed through the forest of dicks being constantly thrust towards her general direction... <br /><br />Some guys think it's all a "numbers game." I don't know if it's even a sex thing, as much as it is an ego thing. They need to feel like they "vanquished" something.<br /><br />Me? I was happy for any table scraps thrown my way...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-91023002965513488422016-12-07T08:50:31.939-05:002016-12-07T08:50:31.939-05:00That's a pretty risky move Bananas. What is y...That's a pretty risky move Bananas. What is you tied the knot and you guys weren't sexually compatible? Just curious.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-29810051457794898352016-12-07T08:46:33.217-05:002016-12-07T08:46:33.217-05:00Now I'm not so dumb as to say all men are this...Now I'm not so dumb as to say all men are this way, but I was abstinent until I met my husband. I would be a wealthy woman if someone gave me a dollar for every guy that dropped me like a hot potato after he found out. I started telling people first thing after a few years to weed out the dicks. Then of course there were those who didn't take me seriously, as if I was just saying that, or who thought they could "convince" me. <br /><br />long, hung over rant short, some guys think, live and breathe with their dicks. His loss OP.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25657596690288738732016-12-07T08:31:37.497-05:002016-12-07T08:31:37.497-05:00Countermeasures against Dinner Wh0res.Countermeasures against Dinner Wh0res.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-18786209643034181502016-12-07T08:21:35.161-05:002016-12-07T08:21:35.161-05:00"I hadn't planned on it" does NOT = ..."I hadn't planned on it" does NOT = "no."<br /><br />Younger Steve would have sweet-talked those pannies right offa her...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-62650158574473903492016-12-07T07:30:00.764-05:002016-12-07T07:30:00.764-05:00Wow, not even the pretense of a date before asking...Wow, not even the pretense of a date before asking if he was going to "get any".<br /><br />Douche bag level: MAXThe Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.com