tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post3567748161664485902..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Chef Boyardee's Rocky StartJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-9895252693367925592013-06-28T20:25:53.567-04:002013-06-28T20:25:53.567-04:00Blue Blue, you always leave most people speeechles...Blue Blue, you always leave most people speeechless.ohyeahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03711635810423059857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77828082482677524252013-06-25T09:59:54.846-04:002013-06-25T09:59:54.846-04:00hahahahahahaha that too funny, I am not seeing his...hahahahahahaha that too funny, I am not seeing his cooking prowness he claims to have. Blue Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553486838908789289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-80666220272149792892013-06-24T19:38:31.893-04:002013-06-24T19:38:31.893-04:00Mother of God! Well that's what I felt like wh...Mother of God! Well that's what I felt like when I shot my baby Jesus butt plug across the room on seeing Fizziks panties. TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-88054584632488223652013-06-24T15:56:04.139-04:002013-06-24T15:56:04.139-04:00@ Architect - it also gives you those fetching Dro...@ Architect - it also gives you those fetching Droopy Dog jowls/ballz.<br /><br />This happened to me once, but as the guy tried to scramble from under the collapsing weight of <a href="http://crunkish.com/qimages/5/Baggy%20Underwear.jpg" rel="nofollow">my panties</a> he ended up like one of those pressed cats you see on Hoarders.<br /><br />Sorry for the <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uh8P2q1HR0c/TmMKMKwuqjI/AAAAAAAAAHs/RPIxxgoVjLU/s1600/-underwear.jpg" rel="nofollow">imagery</a>, TryN2Fly - you're so Griffen-dorable!Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90935139878319898572013-06-24T11:37:58.706-04:002013-06-24T11:37:58.706-04:00Even if it wasn't a set up, refusing help from...Even if it wasn't a set up, refusing help from your date loses out on quality time (thyme?) spent together.Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13733974260099709340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-16152387240060612982013-06-24T11:28:26.124-04:002013-06-24T11:28:26.124-04:00@ Devil - But would you wear the thong backwards l...@ Devil - But would you wear the thong backwards like I do? That's how I get those nice bulldog cheeks :-)The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-79026291273025667642013-06-24T11:11:25.358-04:002013-06-24T11:11:25.358-04:00Oh Architect, I heart you. If I weren't so hap...Oh Architect, I heart you. If I weren't so happy with Art in our perfect relationship which I know all you blue collar bums envy, I would come to your house, send you out to buy some thyme, slip on some of your panties and then lie in wait on your bed. Come on, I'm already here! Let's go!<br /><br />Same goes for Steve and TryN2Fly. I'd so wear both of ya'll's panties so hard! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25178332179572128022013-06-24T10:39:53.773-04:002013-06-24T10:39:53.773-04:00@ TryN2Fly - LOL! You guys are killing the commen...@ TryN2Fly - LOL! You guys are killing the comments today!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-41335024072771762062013-06-24T10:19:11.770-04:002013-06-24T10:19:11.770-04:00Ahhh the cross dressing "Naked Man". Th...Ahhh the cross dressing "Naked Man". They didn't cover that one in HIMYMJoshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637989505105477332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-45430804233890915832013-06-24T09:05:53.711-04:002013-06-24T09:05:53.711-04:00Ugh... how many of these stories involve someone a...Ugh... how many of these stories involve someone attempting to cook, or under the pretense of cooking? I stay away from that ish... my dates involve coffee, mini golf, alcohol, secks... Usually in that order.<br /><br />And when I'm finished, I always drop Architect's cat back home.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-4609740119234719002013-06-24T08:03:49.707-04:002013-06-24T08:03:49.707-04:00Best. Date. EVAH!
@ Devil - We design buildings f...Best. Date. EVAH!<br /><br />@ Devil - We design buildings for smug lady lawyers like yourself and their boyfriends.... Sorry, sorry, just can't get past the "legal briefs" line. I give up, you win!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-68279064498152668222013-06-24T05:01:48.853-04:002013-06-24T05:01:48.853-04:00My legal spidey senses tell me ol' Paul set th...My legal spidey senses tell me ol' Paul set this up. It's the old "send her out for thyme and spring the cross dressing fetish on her" routine. Seen it a million times in my line of work. I do admit, I love the "But I'm here, let's go" bit as if the reason a woman wouldn't want to bang Paul whilst he is wearing her panties is based solely on whether he is there or not. I also love that he was so frazzled that stealing the OP's towel (and underwear?) seemed like a more logical choice instead of spending five seconds grabbing his own clothes.<br /><br />This story just makes me so happy that I found my super perfect boyfriend Art. He is an architect (a REAL one, unlike the fake one who posts here who conveniently never references what they designed or their degree) and marine biologist who loves me so much and never wears my panties. He may go off and bang transsexual hookers because he can't stand my shrill and conceited ass but he knows not to touch my legal briefs. PERFECT RELATIONSHIP YAY!!!11Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com