tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post3291854332603528576..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Plenty of Swedish FishJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51942804979933807312016-08-05T16:04:40.763-04:002016-08-05T16:04:40.763-04:00She MOVED A SEAT AWAY after removing his hands. Ho...She MOVED A SEAT AWAY after removing his hands. How dense can someone be?!Morgandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18268958986267668166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-45072830798339890382016-04-05T07:19:59.327-04:002016-04-05T07:19:59.327-04:00Clearly she should have killed him with the too mu...Clearly she should have killed him with <a href="http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/2016/03/and-that-third-grader-wants-his-report.html" rel="nofollow">the too much Spanish.</a>JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25914794189964470882016-04-04T16:57:22.890-04:002016-04-04T16:57:22.890-04:00This ^This ^Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-67948356980741572492016-04-04T16:50:48.777-04:002016-04-04T16:50:48.777-04:00Stab him with her sword-cane?Stab him with her sword-cane?The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-88466414205785962482016-04-04T16:25:20.895-04:002016-04-04T16:25:20.895-04:00For most guys, that would count as saying no. Some...For most guys, that would count as saying no. Some guys need a bright neon sign and a notarized letter.tlkittycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17404330540720767322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-17411688890176942002016-04-04T15:01:08.664-04:002016-04-04T15:01:08.664-04:00What did she have to do, punch him in the face?What did she have to do, punch him in the face?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13094682206393914207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-70746197101248243142016-04-04T12:47:00.761-04:002016-04-04T12:47:00.761-04:00She DID move his hand. That's a pretty straigh...She DID move his hand. That's a pretty straight forward way of saying 'no'Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10275430799402385811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5903311271533121012016-04-04T11:04:03.463-04:002016-04-04T11:04:03.463-04:00Well, the femtards would tell you that The Patriar...Well, the femtards would tell you that The Patriarch has brainwashed all the women into being docile, subservient, conflict-adverse semen receptacles. <br /><br />But, you and I know better...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-81585845032683978402016-04-04T10:42:26.133-04:002016-04-04T10:42:26.133-04:00Ok, this may be pretty obvious but why didn't ...Ok, this may be pretty obvious but why didn't you just tell him to stop? Some guys don't get hints even if they are neon flashing signs.tlkittycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17404330540720767322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75139733371648368902016-04-04T10:20:26.655-04:002016-04-04T10:20:26.655-04:00Blue balls are no laughing matter, dear... it'...Blue balls are no laughing matter, dear... it's a pandemic... Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75315577259718228912016-04-04T09:14:08.432-04:002016-04-04T09:14:08.432-04:00"Joshua paced the parking lot, unsure what he..."Joshua paced the parking lot, unsure what he had done so wrong. Had he reached under her skirt with the wrong hand? Should he have unzipped and allowed her to take her turn first like the gentleman he so desperately tried to be? Perhaps Swedish fish was actually code for something else. <br /><br />Oh!! It all made sense! Joshua gazed at the candy in his hand that was neither Swedish nor fish and laughed the laugh of a man on top of the world. Swedish fish obviously meant that after movie parking lot sex was on the menu. He need only wait for her silly movie to finish. <br /><br />Thus goes the tale of Joshua, his little red companions, and the night he drove home very confused and with a beautiful pair of decorative blue balls." Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-56983318776118157512016-04-04T08:12:12.899-04:002016-04-04T08:12:12.899-04:00"If she didn't want my hand up her skirt,..."If she didn't want my hand up her skirt, she should've worn pants!" - JoshuaStevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.com