tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post3156559394042834576..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Let's BoogieJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-65201277436802983092010-07-21T13:47:07.557-04:002010-07-21T13:47:07.557-04:00Aw, thanks, Architect. I'm glad there's so...Aw, thanks, Architect. I'm glad there's someone out there who's fighting for my right to marry Fizzik's vagina! <3Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-36683179452050202832010-07-19T13:13:31.632-04:002010-07-19T13:13:31.632-04:00Ahem, if I may: I've actually met Nikki and e...Ahem, if I may: I've actually met Nikki and even though she is a completely obese troll, she is not single nor is she a cunt....CUNT CUNT CUNT (There I said it). Her relationship with her significant other, Fizziks, is a perfectly valid one and shame on you all for casting your derision on one of the ABCOTD Clique!<br /><br />Seriously though Nikki, The OP was a cunt and you are awesome. Don't let the trolls get you down because we all know they are mental patients chained in front of computers logged on to this website. It's just a race to see weather they or the monkeys that are their competition can bang out a worth while comment first.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-17450762213750376502010-07-17T13:23:00.864-04:002010-07-17T13:23:00.864-04:00@Nikki: I'm dishwasher at "Fizzik's V...@Nikki: I'm dishwasher at "Fizzik's Vagina Club". Not just because I'm half-Asian and the pay is cheap like the owners, but because sometimes washing the dental dam of dignity over and over again gets easier when I look at the patrons and think, "Why God? Why can't I be the sucker fish to this chumbucket of selachimorphic masturbation goodness!?"Cluracan13noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43939286507707440402010-07-16T17:39:14.870-04:002010-07-16T17:39:14.870-04:00<-- I'm also an internet troll that's q...<-- I'm also an internet troll that's quite handsome. I don't date, because I like having sex with tons of people too much, but this also doesn't make me unhappy. I've got a great job, which happens to leave me a lot of spare time in front of a computer while my computer code is compiling. I've got great friends that love my harsh sense of humor. I have my own beautiful downtown apartment in the city I troll in, and miraculously all my bills are paid with enough left over for me to indulge in alcohol and other what-nots. I guess the difference between Nikki and myself is that I troll in real life as well. I just enjoy seeing reactions of other people when you call them an oozy cunt, or talk about how I slept with their father (because chances are, I have), etc etc. Oh, and she's into the whole 'significant other' thing. I prefer insignificant others that don't do crazy things like ask to stay the night or anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-86132096811955892412010-07-16T17:39:06.581-04:002010-07-16T17:39:06.581-04:00I think I just felt touched by a ray of warm human...I think I just felt touched by a ray of warm humanity from Nikki ...no, just the warm spit of minimum wage frustration on my neck. <br /><br />Why you would feel OK about attack and swear at people you will never meet? You either work as a pilot of a Stealth bomber, or a gift wrapper at Amazon. <br /><br />My money's Stealth bomber - I would probably call people a "C*NT" if I bombed the hospital rather than Osama's hide out and got demoted to the bomb factory.<br /><br />Either way, I am pleased your trailer doesn't have wheels. You sound like a scary ball of road rage.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6633319010793517012010-07-16T11:19:12.748-04:002010-07-16T11:19:12.748-04:00Well, I guess my British friends are jobless, tras...Well, I guess my British friends are jobless, trashy, and lower than low. Hrmm. Learn something new every day.<br /><br />You can think about me in whatever ways you'd like, 10:43, but your description is a sad, far cry from the truth. Here's a shocking news break for you: NOT EVERYONE WHO TROLLS IS OVERWEIGHT, PATHETIC, UNEMPLOYED, AND ALONE. Some of us are a healthy weight, in happy relationships with significant others and close friends, lead fulfilling lives away from the computer, and have jobs that, while they pay the bills, aren't very time-consuming or emotionally-fulfilling. (I've gotta pay off my student loans somehow!) Some trolls--and again, I know that this will come as a shock, so you might want to sit down with a cool, damp towel on your head first--just like talking shit about people they'll never meet on the Internet. As a matter of fact, that's what you're doing right now! It feels good, doesn't it? It's fun to sound superior to someone every now and then in a safe setting where other people are just as nasty, although sometimes not as coherent.<br /><br />And for the record, were I single, I would never go to Match.com or any of the major sites. I'm not a fan of their stance against the option of homosexual relationships. Until my gay friends can have creepy internet dates like normal people, I'd prefer to meet potential mates the good old fashioned way: drunken orgies at Fizzik's vagina club.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48734515826752043182010-07-16T10:43:59.665-04:002010-07-16T10:43:59.665-04:00Nikki, I think it might be time you got yourself a...Nikki, I think it might be time you got yourself a date. I don’t think you even have a job, I think you’re more likely to be overweight, living a sad existence, with only other peoples bad dates to release your jealousy. Try Match.com, it might make you a nicer person.<br /><br />Just so you know. In the UK using the word 'c**t' is considered one of the worst things a man or women can say. Only jobless, trashy, lower than lower people use that word. Decent people have a far better range in their vocabulary. <br /><br />Oh, and I'm from the UK.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-72419630060260092982010-07-16T09:12:45.579-04:002010-07-16T09:12:45.579-04:00Hooray for 10:04 for saying eloquently what so man...Hooray for 10:04 for saying eloquently what so many of us have been bitching about for weeks now.<br /><br />5:01 - Just because I have a dick in a jar on my bedside table doesn't make me a man. It makes me a man-eater. And real women can say "cunt." It's a good word, and in the UK (where I don't live, true), it's not considered nearly as filthy as it is here in the puritan US.<br /><br />5:04 - No, the guy def should have listened to her when she said that she was uncomfortable, but the bitch should never have gone on this date at all. And I firmly stand by my belief that only under extreme circumstances are you relieved of the obligation of human decency that requires you to tell someone they have a big gob of boogers on their face. Yes, this guy was grabby and disrespectful, but he wasn't so terrible that he deserved to be embarrassed in public and then kept in the dark as to why he was such a terrible date. But that's a point of contention that will never be resolved on this site: whether or not someone has an obligation to tell their date exactly what went wrong so it can be a learning experience for them in the future.<br /><br />Oh, and 7:32? Thanks for your pity. Glad to know someone cares. *tear*Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24816073904975279622010-07-16T01:58:47.498-04:002010-07-16T01:58:47.498-04:0010:04 pins the tail on the donkey..10:04 pins the tail on the donkey..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-29630804764653631412010-07-16T00:41:37.302-04:002010-07-16T00:41:37.302-04:0010:04PM nailed it. Not funny at all, and boring.10:04PM nailed it. Not funny at all, and boring.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-87878548110163634742010-07-15T22:04:15.441-04:002010-07-15T22:04:15.441-04:00To future posters:
Just because the date you went...To future posters:<br /><br />Just because the date you went on wasn't with the most amazing person, does not make it a bad date. If you go on a date and it is anything like the post you have just read, stop and think: "Do I think this is a bad date because something awful happened to me? Or do I think this is a bad date because it didn't quite meet my expectations?"<br /><br />If you're thinking it's more along the lines of the latter, don't bitch about it in a blog. Nobody gives a shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15384205599658471112010-07-15T19:03:05.481-04:002010-07-15T19:03:05.481-04:00rifraf - El Ben is well known in Mexican Wrestling...rifraf - El Ben is well known in Mexican Wrestling circles. His unitard spandex left little to the imagination, even removing the mask did little to shift attention away from his poppy-out belly button.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-65188510565352076902010-07-15T18:56:07.037-04:002010-07-15T18:56:07.037-04:00Ben needs a wrestler name. The Ultimate Booger? Ha...Ben needs a wrestler name. The Ultimate Booger? Hackcough SCHPLURRFFFFF!!<br /><br />I am surprised how desperate this woman is for a date - the guy has photo of a wrestler on it. Wow. Just Wow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-40541649107275223292010-07-15T18:51:37.461-04:002010-07-15T18:51:37.461-04:00You should have told him about the snot.
He shoul...You should have told him about the snot.<br /><br />He should have given an UNambiguous picture...but then, if he's really that bad-looking, he probably knows that if he gave out his picture she won't go out with him. He seems nice, maybe just needs to be taught that no means no...<br /><br />Nikki we like you...maybe that's the reason the anons always try to get you.nenanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-40873651885762297962010-07-15T17:55:27.775-04:002010-07-15T17:55:27.775-04:00This story was so full of cliches: "big mista...This story was so full of cliches: "big mistake", "first clue". But nothing much happened. If the guy had picked his nose and she had caught him feeding it to her pet dog, OK, bad date.<br /><br />Nikki, sorry you're feeling down. Your co-worker wouldn't dare cross you if (s)he knew who you were in real life.Franknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-30105025925945121212010-07-15T17:19:46.217-04:002010-07-15T17:19:46.217-04:00"When I spotted him, I wished that I could ha..."When I spotted him, I wished that I could have jumped back into my truck and taken off. He looked completely different from what he appeared to be in the pictures he had sent over."<br /><br />Ah so what did he look like? I'm imagining a chubby guy wearing a wrestling outfit and a mangled kind of a nose, coke bottle glasses, spiky hair, and disturbingly fat, moist lips.rifrafnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-22654718397200239632010-07-15T14:34:37.950-04:002010-07-15T14:34:37.950-04:00*grabs tissue* Thanks, JD!
Not PMSing, everyone, ...*grabs tissue* Thanks, JD!<br /><br />Not PMSing, everyone, but thanks for the concern. Work is stressful, and since this is a brilliant outlet for relieving and misdirecting tension and anger, I've been unleashing my silent fury here instead of on my coworker.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10036440772338453422010-07-15T14:33:11.166-04:002010-07-15T14:33:11.166-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54673312913317963172010-07-15T14:15:58.325-04:002010-07-15T14:15:58.325-04:00YAWWWWWWWWNNNN.YAWWWWWWWWNNNN.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28750813705065474442010-07-15T13:23:38.401-04:002010-07-15T13:23:38.401-04:00its called PMS Feainnewedd
itll be over soon.its called PMS Feainnewedd<br /><br />itll be over soon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-59689351271812741152010-07-15T13:12:28.354-04:002010-07-15T13:12:28.354-04:00In all fairness, Nikki - over the last few days, j...In all fairness, Nikki - over the last few days, judging by the comments, you don't sound too happy.<br /><br />I hope all's well.Feainneweddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14560511925888419457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-1737775587237459472010-07-15T13:10:28.481-04:002010-07-15T13:10:28.481-04:00I have sided on the OP's side on more than one...I have sided on the OP's side on more than one occasion. But I know a cunt when I read a story told by one, and this girl was a cunt. I dislike posters who write up stories trying to make their dates seem SOOOO traumatic, when really, if they had just used common sense and human decency, things could have gone smoother.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-36926235839519493412010-07-15T12:46:44.939-04:002010-07-15T12:46:44.939-04:00Does this nikki girl do anything but blame the OP ...Does this nikki girl do anything but blame the OP for the bad date?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-85432805867652883742010-07-15T12:11:21.849-04:002010-07-15T12:11:21.849-04:00Definitely should have told him about the snot. It...Definitely should have told him about the snot. It happens. He must have been mortified when he found it later.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77780610436637414912010-07-15T11:02:26.096-04:002010-07-15T11:02:26.096-04:00This was snot funny...it was hilariousThis was snot funny...it was hilariousBob Onmyknobnoreply@blogger.com