tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post3093081085818929617..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Ten Pounds LighterJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-73780441831462353682013-06-21T12:49:54.335-04:002013-06-21T12:49:54.335-04:00@ Tourist for Life. Might I say, sir, you have aw...@ Tourist for Life. Might I say, sir, you have awesome hair. *LONGHAIR FOR LIFE!*Joshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637989505105477332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-42535028494713525432013-06-21T00:16:49.696-04:002013-06-21T00:16:49.696-04:00As a lady managing partner of an international law...As a lady managing partner of an international law firm when I'm entertaining the chairmen of our larger global clients I like to really impress them by ordering a Steve #3 and a Devil #4, you know really get to know each other. Being responsible corporate citizens there are, of course, occupational health & safety concerns so all poops over 1.2kg (2.65lb) must be lowered by hand. Safety first people, safety first. TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-36872947212612444842013-06-20T23:40:00.127-04:002013-06-20T23:40:00.127-04:00I too was wondering why they were wrinkled and wet...I too was wondering why they were wrinkled and wet. Also, Try, I don't want to see pictures of that! all y'all be so funny right dar. Idk I'm tired. Also, hi Shoe, how's it going? tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-13817640680674203242013-06-20T14:08:15.844-04:002013-06-20T14:08:15.844-04:00His clothes were wrinkled and wet?
When you ask y...His clothes were wrinkled and wet?<br /><br />When you ask your date what they do for a living and they say "I investigate missing pets" just walk.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10126228193842727902013-06-20T11:38:55.425-04:002013-06-20T11:38:55.425-04:00@Steve - your idea of #3 reminds me a certain dati...@Steve - your idea of #3 reminds me a certain dating story, I believe originated on body-building web-site, which was illustrated with MS-Paint drawings.Tourist of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15869795168165679169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-91957941581355880322013-06-20T09:28:55.195-04:002013-06-20T09:28:55.195-04:00My new Friday night: Sitting in a 1 person bathroo...My new Friday night: Sitting in a 1 person bathroom at a public restaurant. Everytime somebody knocks, frantically yell "NUMBER THREE! NUMBER THREE!"Shoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-41370493144213265292013-06-20T08:39:40.610-04:002013-06-20T08:39:40.610-04:00@ Steve - Damn you for making me snort/laugh!@ Steve - Damn you for making me snort/laugh!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21844612873113914922013-06-20T08:36:38.073-04:002013-06-20T08:36:38.073-04:00#3 = Urination, defecation, and masturbation.
Not...#3 = Urination, defecation, and masturbation.<br /><br />Not unlike the #3 down at the Chinese restaurant...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77542250695320492302013-06-20T08:03:54.607-04:002013-06-20T08:03:54.607-04:00@ DevilYouKnow - I'm glad you brought up Shitt...@ DevilYouKnow - I'm glad you brought up Shitty V. Texas. I believe the offending party in that case was the Chili Cheese Frito Pie. To my knowledge, no self respecting restaurant would ever serve such a delicious abomination. Thus we must throw this case out as a precedent. Boom, you've been lawyered.<br /><br />Also, I'm a big fan of the #4. It helps me relax :-)The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31202564062127889822013-06-20T04:40:09.133-04:002013-06-20T04:40:09.133-04:00As a successful lady attorney who tries many real ...As a successful lady attorney who tries many real life cases, has a loving boyfriend and only comes here so I can appreciate said loving boyfriend more, I must object. Everyone, even non-degree holding individuals, know that a #3 is a pee and a poop. A #4 is a poop while holding someone else's hand (me and Loving Boyfriend do this frequently because he's a-mazing and even loves to smell my lawyer poop). A #5 is pee, poop, vomit and a snotty nose. <br /><br />I believe the defendant in this case had what you laymen call "the dirty squirts". That's when you feel like "everything" in your body is escaping because your tummy is bubbling and your booty is hot but you really just shit your pants. We studied this phenomena in law school - Shitty Booty Vs The State of Texas. I don't think I have to tell anyone who won that landmark case. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15873348438357890422013-06-20T04:10:47.873-04:002013-06-20T04:10:47.873-04:00Clearly Nicole is not a keeper. As for that show o...Clearly Nicole is not a keeper. As for that show off Kieran, pics or number three didn't happen. TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.com