tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post2853738214242150860..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: A Mob Is UglyJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54545060356330145162011-09-26T19:40:55.770-04:002011-09-26T19:40:55.770-04:00Aw, he was doing SO well right up till the "u...Aw, he was doing SO well right up till the "ugliest bulldog looking mass of meat" part. If he had instead said something like "I simply can't visualize waking up next to her" then he probably could have still spun it into something vaguely romantic. Ah well, fixing social maladjustment is a trial-and-error process...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-86243365372969079092011-09-26T18:53:51.158-04:002011-09-26T18:53:51.158-04:00The first thing *I* look at when I see a woman is ...The first thing *I* look at when I see a woman is how she tastes.TacoDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11397194632019676634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37836669724408945102011-09-26T13:44:25.252-04:002011-09-26T13:44:25.252-04:00I shuddered from line #1.
"the first thing I...I shuddered from line #1.<br /><br />"the first thing I look at when I see a woman is how she looks"<br /><br />Is it me, or is that not obvious?<br /><br />Can you say, the first thing I look at when I see a woman is how she smells? <br /><br />Don't think so...but then again, I'm thick. <br />(where it counts, ladies!)Howie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-72896826834149045632011-09-26T10:17:58.078-04:002011-09-26T10:17:58.078-04:00Anyone else shudder for no real reason upon readin...Anyone else shudder for no real reason upon reading "mass of meat"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-53247449858831758702011-09-26T00:02:57.248-04:002011-09-26T00:02:57.248-04:00Nope, can't do, Cal. You look like "the u...Nope, can't do, Cal. You look like "the ugliest bulldog looking mass of meat that I have ever seen."Polka Dothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02188773686793368776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51880879402410277492011-09-25T21:24:28.238-04:002011-09-25T21:24:28.238-04:00"If, however, you are sweaty hot, then please..."If, however, you are sweaty hot, then please write me anyway. It has been a while."JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.com