tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post2002469216949425198..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: The Moleman PropheciesJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28062427995640877842015-06-02T04:18:42.822-04:002015-06-02T04:18:42.822-04:00Only a fat chick on a date would think "If ou...Only a fat chick on a date would think "If our personalities clicked I'd get him a gift certificate for electrolysis". hahahaha....Just Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02929146194634289990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-58512796187313238632011-06-01T17:35:08.322-04:002011-06-01T17:35:08.322-04:00Hey Baku-Chan I just watched Uncle Buck the other ...Hey Baku-Chan I just watched Uncle Buck the other day too, awesome line LOVE ITAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77712036834316519902011-06-01T16:22:51.992-04:002011-06-01T16:22:51.992-04:00"Here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a..."Here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-35995537633090877512011-06-01T15:36:39.095-04:002011-06-01T15:36:39.095-04:00I stopped drinking OJ
I heard it kills.
Boo-yaI stopped drinking OJ<br /><br />I heard it kills.<br /><br />Boo-yaHowie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20869763425162664262011-06-01T14:34:35.493-04:002011-06-01T14:34:35.493-04:00Sounds like she missed an opportunity for some gra...Sounds like she missed an opportunity for some grade-A hilarity.<br /><br />For the novice, one could always recycle the "mole. mo-o-ole. moleymoleymoley... etc." bit from Austin Powers.<br /><br />For more advanced amusement, come up with something new, like "I'm working on an important project at work, and we're really concerned about information leaks. It seems like I'm surrounded by moles. [slowly, with emphasis:] I. See. Moles. EVERYWHERE."Andrew Lenahanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14801508126208476261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-82730064236248927122011-06-01T14:30:42.854-04:002011-06-01T14:30:42.854-04:00Anyone else reminded of Fred Savage's cameo in...Anyone else reminded of Fred Savage's cameo in the second (third?) "Austin Powers" movie?<br /><br />Fun fact: Fred Savage and I are born on the same day as OJ Simpson!Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-58124792869645015542011-06-01T14:13:55.489-04:002011-06-01T14:13:55.489-04:00Am I the only one here who feels this was a set-up...Am I the only one here who feels this was a set-up? Tell insulting stories about women to offend her, storm out when she refuses to continue the date, get a free meal. Why in God's name did you pay for his meal, OP?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-18708393266568872052011-06-01T11:38:04.987-04:002011-06-01T11:38:04.987-04:00The mole. A freckles ugly cousin.
You sound like ...The mole. A freckles ugly cousin.<br /><br />You sound like you handled this very well.Howie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.com