tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post1764637581698939668..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: The Lied PiperJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-8000207452411721242015-06-02T02:17:33.330-04:002015-06-02T02:17:33.330-04:00No one cringed when he said he was being seduced b...No one cringed when he said he was being seduced by children??Just Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02929146194634289990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46893984196372279472011-07-21T05:35:56.144-04:002011-07-21T05:35:56.144-04:00"Well," said Lucy rather slowly (for she..."Well," said Lucy rather slowly (for she wanted to be truthful and yet not be too hard on him), "well, that was pretty bad. But you're so sorry for it that I'm sure you will never do it again."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-32439357843668047922011-07-10T15:58:05.110-04:002011-07-10T15:58:05.110-04:00@kizyr - I prefer when it summons a bird who carri...@kizyr - I prefer when it summons a bird who carries me away to various pre-designated points around the kingdom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34431383782092276102011-07-10T14:51:10.817-04:002011-07-10T14:51:10.817-04:00^ <3^ <3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34840626411547755082011-07-10T06:21:21.620-04:002011-07-10T06:21:21.620-04:00Shame she didn't notice the Snorlax waking up ...Shame she didn't notice the Snorlax waking up near by.Nathus Dorkushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18401421522086086222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10893253853947381572011-07-10T04:16:53.322-04:002011-07-10T04:16:53.322-04:00Lame. A -real- magic flute would've created a ...Lame. A -real- magic flute would've created a whirlwind to carry the both of you to the next labyrinth. Or a warp zone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-60132822122531453452011-07-10T03:59:59.229-04:002011-07-10T03:59:59.229-04:00"Someone's tried to seduce you? After he..."Someone's tried to seduce you? After hearing you play your music?"<br /><br />He said, "It's been pretty bad. Not only women, but men, too. And children. And people related to me."<br /><br />===HOW IT *ACTUALLY* WENT DOWN===<br /><br />Woman: "That was pretty good. I actually kinda liked it."<br />Chris: "Sorry, you're not my type... besides, I'm married to my art."<br /><br />Man: "Hey bro, nicely done!"<br />Chris: "What? No, I'm flattered but I, I just don't swing that way."<br /><br />Baby: "Waaaaah! Waaaaaaah! Waaaant smurf!"<br />Chris: "What?!? Jesus Christ, of course I won't smooch you! You're only two!"<br /><br />Chris's Mom: "Oh, my little boy finally got a paying gig! I'm so proud of you!"<br />Chris: "Mom?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why have I been cursed with this tragic gift?!?" (runs out screaming)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-41390318219476982842011-07-09T15:25:35.162-04:002011-07-09T15:25:35.162-04:00"I followed him out to his car, where he kept..."I followed him out to his car, where he kept his magic flute."<br /><br />Somehow, I wasn't expecting that to be followed by him taking out an actual flute...Anonymehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07517501762175661468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-17482511502657529952011-07-09T13:41:11.585-04:002011-07-09T13:41:11.585-04:00If (my date) hadn't driven away, I would have ...If (my date) hadn't driven away, I would have wanted to find out what happened next. He seemed harmless, and that was a whole new realm of crazy.DaveGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07082374378784055484noreply@blogger.com