tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post8956166084357500017..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: All's Smell That Ends SmellJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20823499203974991672017-10-17T19:48:39.851-04:002017-10-17T19:48:39.851-04:00Gross.
I reckon she was a fatty.Gross. <br /><br />I reckon she was a fatty.TechRyzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04082749043943775414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15354599434717432092017-10-16T13:41:38.246-04:002017-10-16T13:41:38.246-04:00Alas, she was born too late to be with James Joyce...Alas, she was born too late to be with James Joyce, who was clearly her soulmate.<br /><br />http://www.cracked.com/article_18559_6-famous-geniuses-you-didnt-know-were-perverts.html Angel Singerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817431718944020628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57663510478896864072017-10-14T23:39:32.509-04:002017-10-14T23:39:32.509-04:00This reminds me of the time I laughed so hard I fa...This reminds me of the time I laughed so hard I farted right in the middle of dinner with my family and husband. He was just my boyfriend then, and so as not to leave me the only embarrassed one at the table, he let out a fart of its own. <br /><br />Good times. You know you gotta find someone who will fart in public with you it's much more entertaining going out that wayAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04228874183053465525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-73408851695619304872017-10-14T15:05:41.118-04:002017-10-14T15:05:41.118-04:00That is some commercial! Funny like hell, actually...That is some commercial! Funny like hell, actually selling something useful!Ben Lapointehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153824813531877997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28205748665771179132017-10-13T14:02:30.372-04:002017-10-13T14:02:30.372-04:00And, speaking of poop jokes:
I lived in NYC for a...And, speaking of poop jokes:<br /><br />I lived in NYC for a few years. I lived just North of Times Square and worked just South of it, so walked through throngs of tourists every day going to work and back. How do I know they're tourists? Easy, they wear shirts with big block letters proudly proclaiming "I ❤ NY" on them. No person who actually lives in NY owns such merchandise.<br /><br />It gave me the idea to do a "tourist" character out at Burning Man one year. So a lady friend and I got matching cargo shorts, fanny packs, and I had some T-Shirts printed up with big block letters declaring "I ❤ BM" on them.<br /><br />Do you have any idea how many random strangers will come up and make poop jokes at you while you're wearing a shirt that says "I ❤ BM" on it?<br />The less brazen ones will come up and shyly ask "So, uh, what's the, uh, BM, stand for?"<br /><br />Anyway, all this talk about poop is making me <a href="http://www.asseenontv.com/imgcache/product/resized/000/859/412/catl/crock-pot-dump-meals-cookbook-as-seen-on-tv_1000.jpg" rel="nofollow">hungry</a>.Tourist of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15869795168165679169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-36851076408186417222017-10-13T13:27:06.926-04:002017-10-13T13:27:06.926-04:00LOL OMG that picture.
And I'm sure you've...LOL OMG that picture.<br /><br />And I'm sure you've heard of the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q" rel="nofollow">Squatty Potty</a>?Tourist of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15869795168165679169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-69913633451813490612017-10-13T12:19:52.657-04:002017-10-13T12:19:52.657-04:00Come on, OP. Darts are what keeps me and my wife t...Come on, OP. Darts are what keeps me and my wife together! I suppose it's a question of limits. When does a fart stops being funny and just annoying... She was clearly nervous about it though. Should've given her a chance.Ben Lapointehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153824813531877997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-25144407960113436962017-10-13T12:16:53.474-04:002017-10-13T12:16:53.474-04:00That is fantastically gross!That is fantastically gross!Ben Lapointehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153824813531877997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-67698038220638391732017-10-13T07:32:41.523-04:002017-10-13T07:32:41.523-04:00You could have taken her out again OP. Maybe go fo...You could have taken her out again OP. <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/the-dean-of-memes-welcomes-you-to-rofl-university-28-photos-210.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600" rel="nofollow">Maybe go for some Frosties?</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-11478944870810112362017-10-13T07:14:27.785-04:002017-10-13T07:14:27.785-04:00How do you respond? You fart, dude. Goddamn, it&...How do you respond? You fart, dude. Goddamn, it's not hard. You probably missed out on an <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/thrillist/couples-that-talk-about-poop_b_9501536.html" rel="nofollow">amazing relationship</a>.Wulfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06183915632582534895noreply@blogger.com