tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post8940974259227960119..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Upstate UpchuckJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21028846130374151502015-02-23T07:28:01.798-05:002015-02-23T07:28:01.798-05:00Ahhhhhhahahahahahahaha! Way to give it to them Ja...Ahhhhhhahahahahahahaha! Way to give it to them Jarrrrrred!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-16600424439480484932015-02-22T20:36:00.484-05:002015-02-22T20:36:00.484-05:00Thank God I have enough anonymous trolls on here w...Thank God I have enough anonymous trolls on here who keep visiting, ensuring that I'll keep posting my stories or whatever else I want.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-3113191788665854612015-02-22T19:00:40.427-05:002015-02-22T19:00:40.427-05:00Thank god you explained the make your own omelet, ...Thank god you explained the make your own omelet, because just using the term "make your own omelet" wasn't cutting it. The dick joke was painfully unfunny. Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16172073530392363428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57925379710093233462015-02-22T08:16:20.011-05:002015-02-22T08:16:20.011-05:00Aww, SG. If I were to kill myself, I'd at leas...Aww, SG. If I were to kill myself, I'd at least do the world a major favor while I was at it and take you with me. But then the world would then be deprived of all of YOUR stories that you've shared, all of which are clearly better.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24751626244281033062015-02-22T07:18:09.836-05:002015-02-22T07:18:09.836-05:00Who pissed in your cornflakes?
JMG, that made me ...Who pissed in your cornflakes?<br /><br />JMG, that made me laugh. Not all of us Aussies are that weird, but we'll take the credit! Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14678447617022068263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-52787324653020143502015-02-21T22:28:50.758-05:002015-02-21T22:28:50.758-05:00In every one of your stories, you sound like the m...In every one of your stories, you sound like the most irritating, smug, arrogant, painfully unfunny dick bag. Next time you should write something that we would actually like to read, like a suicide note.SaggyGrandmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01752384458211772311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-86646142602378593812015-02-21T15:10:28.771-05:002015-02-21T15:10:28.771-05:00I definitely appreciate the interest, but I'm ...I definitely appreciate the interest, but I'm not into that sort of kink.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-73934042679148101952015-02-20T21:02:55.432-05:002015-02-20T21:02:55.432-05:00Nonsense to the naysayers! I enjoyed it :)Nonsense to the naysayers! I enjoyed it :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48020201909187891912015-02-20T16:03:11.565-05:002015-02-20T16:03:11.565-05:00If you have FFVI and spent time reading this that ...If you have FFVI and spent time reading this that you could've instead spent playing it, then that's more your misappropriation of time than mine.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-89192378137416418102015-02-20T12:23:06.640-05:002015-02-20T12:23:06.640-05:00Okay. While I totally agree with your choice of ga...Okay. While I totally agree with your choice of games, I thought your writing style was kinda obnoxious. It felt like it was written by drunk uncle.Stan, who tries really hard to be funny but instead winds up fucking the Christmas goose and scarring the kids for life.<br /><br />The story, as a whole, was entertaining. But I seriously was annoyed by your fangasming. You brought it up so much I thought the.story was going to be you taking it out on a date. <br /><br />I kinda wished you'd do some of your classic JMG-style editing to your own work because a lot of it was pointless and annoying.<br /><br />Again, the story as a whole was entertaining but getting to the date itself was a dreadful chore; I wasted several minutes I could have been playing FFVI reading.that opening.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10275430799402385811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5964710794214586752015-02-20T11:20:25.133-05:002015-02-20T11:20:25.133-05:00I almost missed the part where this was written by...I almost missed the part where this was written by JMG too! The piglet bit was pretty weird, but kudos on you for still giving her a ride home when the odds were high that she'd vomit on your or your car interior! Path's Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636812747289813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90907950567502546572015-02-20T11:03:05.683-05:002015-02-20T11:03:05.683-05:00^ I've been thinking about picking that one u...^ I've been thinking about picking that one up. Miss the old classics.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43913426077201120052015-02-20T10:52:35.995-05:002015-02-20T10:52:35.995-05:00Please. You have nothing to say. Nothing!
Also, F...Please. You have <i>nothing</i> to say. Nothing!<br /><br />Also, FFVII was my gateway drug. In fact, I've played it more than VI. Still an amazing game by any standard. Just finished playing through Grim Fandango again, now that they've remastered it. They don't write 'em like that, anymore. JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31478930413148022392015-02-20T10:39:00.810-05:002015-02-20T10:39:00.810-05:00I'm with Archie. I'm trying really hard no...I'm with Archie. I'm trying really hard not to say anything..but I don't wanna insult the guy who makes the site!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10275430799402385811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54271615602884548462015-02-20T07:58:08.994-05:002015-02-20T07:58:08.994-05:00I was going to rip this OP apart till I saw it was...I was going to rip this OP apart till I saw it was you JMG. Oh creator of my favorite site, I could never besmirch you in all your glory.....but I'm still going to make jokes at your expense.<br /><br />I know FF VI is awesome, but have you seen <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TABVw2iB7a0" rel="nofollow">FF VII?</a><br /><br />Also, descriptions of <a href="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/cocktailMENSYN_228x363.jpg" rel="nofollow">your manhood</a> may be exaggerated.<br /><br />Also also, did she have any <a href="http://www.mikethefanboy.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/3049267854_c1ac47c1d7_o.gif" rel="nofollow">green peas</a> in her omelet?<br /><br />Also^3 you should never let a woman come between <a href="http://i.imgur.com/onLJqbC.gif" rel="nofollow">you and your gaming.</a><br /><br />In all seriousness though, I do love this site. Thanks for keeping it up and running JMG. It gets <a href="http://i.imgur.com/1OvdB8S.gif" rel="nofollow">me</a> through the day.<br /><br />The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.com