tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post8569968469862944784..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Bring Your Own ButtheadJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-73742724231460326022016-09-26T13:31:32.602-04:002016-09-26T13:31:32.602-04:00I sure wish I had all of the magic phantom time yo...I sure wish I had all of the magic phantom time you think I have to do that. I edit each story (some more than others by necessity) so the same phrase might pop in here and there. If you sent a story in and I haven't posted it yet, it's because I have a massive backlog. Be patient and revel in the sordidity like everyone else.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-45621174058724122102016-09-26T08:20:36.649-04:002016-09-26T08:20:36.649-04:00Well played sir, well played.Well played sir, well played.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-14887205753892128172016-09-26T08:19:43.142-04:002016-09-26T08:19:43.142-04:00With a chainsaw.With a chainsaw.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43723326150021256002016-09-26T08:18:35.385-04:002016-09-26T08:18:35.385-04:00BYOB: Bring Your Own BottleBYOB: Bring Your Own BottleThe Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20668385861629472592016-09-25T20:11:17.109-04:002016-09-25T20:11:17.109-04:00So "polish off" is the phrasal verb of t...So "polish off" is the phrasal verb of the week for Jared. Seriously, you don't have to write all of the posts. You can actually use some of the submissions too.Puizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10623060725070583857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-49798333345624975802016-09-24T12:21:13.515-04:002016-09-24T12:21:13.515-04:00BYOB, bring your own BOOZE. BYOB, bring your own BOOZE. lovsmackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00657313261035912281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-63607923150091980002016-09-24T01:27:04.929-04:002016-09-24T01:27:04.929-04:00Steve that would be the savvy thing to do.And that...Steve that would be the savvy thing to do.And that's using your noodle...MelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-47768687725514842382016-09-24T01:22:29.522-04:002016-09-24T01:22:29.522-04:00Wouldn't that be "BYOW"?Wouldn't that be "BYOW"?MelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-63330072917496753992016-09-23T18:58:58.723-04:002016-09-23T18:58:58.723-04:00That was really decent of the guy to reimburse you...That was really decent of the guy to reimburse you. Many times I'll find the OP and date to be twats, but the two of you both sound like socially aware, stand up compassionate people. (Aside from him downing that bottle)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06860982982263235946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-49538663058033090912016-09-23T17:35:57.577-04:002016-09-23T17:35:57.577-04:00I seriously hope OP left a GIANT tip on his behalf...I seriously hope OP left a GIANT tip on his behalf. Gross. Alibiestuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05599992537311693272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-33400831849036772632016-09-23T16:24:28.647-04:002016-09-23T16:24:28.647-04:00Where are Architect and Archie Girl? Someone has t...Where are Architect and Archie Girl? Someone has to do their job. Guess it falls on my shoulders... That's Damon ordering his meal: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2480008/mr-creosote-o.gifBen Lapointehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153824813531877997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-61748315839535319362016-09-23T11:05:13.950-04:002016-09-23T11:05:13.950-04:00This guy sounds like a full-blown alcoholic.This guy sounds like a full-blown alcoholic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21954146094254706032016-09-23T10:09:02.175-04:002016-09-23T10:09:02.175-04:00Chunky Horse is quite irritated that you think he&...Chunky Horse is quite irritated that you think he's your assistant, and not the other way around. He wants you to remember he allows you to work here, Jared, and he can take that allllll away.Path's Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636812747289813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15066631951795570702016-09-23T09:04:41.399-04:002016-09-23T09:04:41.399-04:00I hope Damon left a big tip.I hope Damon left a big tip.ladydyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08851750115839939912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31897863055322984862016-09-23T09:01:35.907-04:002016-09-23T09:01:35.907-04:00Email me and we'll arrange something. We can s...Email me and we'll arrange something. We can set it up through my chunky, equine assistant.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-69449912722098840742016-09-23T08:53:38.448-04:002016-09-23T08:53:38.448-04:00I don't know where this place is, but I'm ...I don't know where this place is, but I'm surmising Montreal because, you know, Lizette. Anyway, Montreal is known for its bring-your-own-wine restaurants. The last time we were there we brought a bottle of Tawse sauvignon blanc, $27 at the winery, would have cost $100 purchased at the restaurant. So, to answer your question, thrift people bring wine to a BYOB place.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09693388725687271057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-30819306461210158852016-09-23T08:52:05.060-04:002016-09-23T08:52:05.060-04:00A cheapskate, that's who. Their next date (if ...A <a href="http://lowres.jantoo.com/food-drink-freebie-bargain-giveaway-give_away-wine-75034572_low.jpg" rel="nofollow">cheapskate</a>, that's who. Their next date (if only he hadn't puked, they would probably be married by now, he's such a winner) would have been a <a href="http://lowres.jantoo.com/food-drink-customer_services-cheapskates-wine-alcoholic-eating_out-75032982_low.jpg" rel="nofollow">step up,</a> though. <br /><br />But alas, he's probably attending fun, <a href="http://i1.wp.com/letsgetdealstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/WTSO3A.jpg?resize=400%2C402" rel="nofollow">classy events</a> without Lizette.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-70673643530063787772016-09-23T08:07:41.797-04:002016-09-23T08:07:41.797-04:00What kind of man? An alcoholic.
Or at least an i...What kind of man? An alcoholic.<br /><br />Or at least an incredibly awkward person who thought a bunch of alcohol would cure their woes...<br /><br />But yeah, you're right - the obvious play here is to ply said lady friend with as much roofie-laced alcohol as possible, in order to gain access to her rotten meat-scented penis fly trap...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-84745751876255658232016-09-23T08:04:13.215-04:002016-09-23T08:04:13.215-04:00I'm not even going to say anything snarky toda...I'm not even going to say anything snarky today, OP, because your name is Lizette - and that's badass! (Unless that's a fake name that Jared assigned)<br /><br />Also, Jared apparently moved less than an hour from me?! I'm TOTALLY stalking him now. Or taking him out on a platonic man-date, so he'll have another story to submit here... Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37782397991930713432016-09-23T03:59:01.720-04:002016-09-23T03:59:01.720-04:00The grapes of wrath strike again!I have so many qu...The grapes of wrath strike again!I have so many questions I need answered...Who brings a bottle of wine to a byob place?Who would want to go willingly to a byob place?Who belts down a bottle of wine as if it were a single wine cooler?What man wouldn't try to share the wine with said lady friend in hopes of "setting the mood"?What grown man does not know his limits?What did OP have to eat that made poor ole Damon want to hurl his whirl?Will I ever find out?!At least he paid for dinner and for the Lyft,stay classy Damon,stay classy...MelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.com