tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post8020405284547096113..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: OuchJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-67817448127862407802013-09-03T00:45:49.476-04:002013-09-03T00:45:49.476-04:00I think ET is hot. Steven should post a photo or ...I think ET is hot. Steven should post a photo or a link to this profile so we can decide for ourselves. :)dawnlovesshoeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00117243862847208354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57031515650673239362013-08-30T14:14:18.907-04:002013-08-30T14:14:18.907-04:00The cat and I will send you a Christmas card.The cat and I will send you a Christmas card.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-13939536199959405542013-08-30T12:19:45.197-04:002013-08-30T12:19:45.197-04:00This reminds me of a date I went on recently, hit ...This reminds me of a date I went on recently, hit it off with this guy named Jarrrrrrred off a mating site, he runs a popular blog about love, we make <a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5mnznScG1qcupmyo1_500.gif" rel="nofollow">dinner plans.</a> So far so good. We had such chemistry online but once he walked thru the door it was a different story. A few drink changed his mood, and I felt sure this was gonna <a href="http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1380059/dog-vomit-o.gif" rel="nofollow">be my night.</a> I got him back to my place but his <a href="http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Bobby-Gatewood/Magenta-Perch.gif" rel="nofollow">interest flagged.</a><br /><br />It really hurt my feelings. I even took his advice and gave my cat a Brazilian, but now she's pissed and he still won't return my calls.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15131327108735441372013-08-30T11:18:52.772-04:002013-08-30T11:18:52.772-04:00...Chunky Horse cult worshipers......Chunky Horse cult worshipers...The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-64853996295788278372013-08-30T10:49:53.787-04:002013-08-30T10:49:53.787-04:00...Internet trolls......Internet trolls...JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37882866225370072862013-08-30T10:43:14.172-04:002013-08-30T10:43:14.172-04:00Stephen is the name of kings, philosophers, and wa...Stephen is the name of kings, philosophers, and warrior-poets...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21603503526301785412013-08-30T10:22:50.915-04:002013-08-30T10:22:50.915-04:00Devil, you sound like the truest, classiest lady i...Devil, you sound like the truest, classiest lady in the world.... nay, the universe.<br /><br />And Stephen? Really? PH? That's so 1990s. You ain't phat yo.Shoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10690684479090880712013-08-30T08:53:11.105-04:002013-08-30T08:53:11.105-04:00@ Tanette - Steven is a corny@ss name. Stephen &g...@ Tanette - Steven is a corny@ss name. Stephen > Steven. Steven is a filthy, dirty, corrupted Protestant version of Stephen.<br /><br />Additionally, I am the only Steve in your life. Got that?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-63532241773619763862013-08-30T08:48:59.988-04:002013-08-30T08:48:59.988-04:00Yeah OP, she was mad because looking at you was li...Yeah OP, she was mad because looking at you was like looking in a mirror for <a href="http://www.highdefdiscnews.com/screenshots/et_the_extra-terrestrial_28.png" rel="nofollow">her</a>. I think you dodged a xenophobic bullet there my friend.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-33681875700791233322013-08-30T08:29:43.042-04:002013-08-30T08:29:43.042-04:00This is weird. I woke up this morning with that &...This is weird. I woke up this morning with that "Turn on Your Heartlight" song stuck in my head. Anyway, OP aka Steven (a very sexy name, by the by) you sound funny and cool. Thanks for that. :)tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-62331024970724011182013-08-30T08:24:16.549-04:002013-08-30T08:24:16.549-04:00Close Encounters of the Third Kind > E.T.
But ...Close Encounters of the Third Kind > E.T.<br /><br />But Chunky Horse uber alles!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-29679711684925276352013-08-30T06:18:00.996-04:002013-08-30T06:18:00.996-04:00@Try - Elliot is the little boy who discovers and ...@Try - Elliot is the little boy who discovers and ultimately helps ET (the alien in the popular film of the same name, not the OP) to "phone home". "Phone home" became a popular catchphrase and then Reece's Pieces were invented. Ah, the 80s!<br /><br />As for this date story, all I can do is sigh. I've been out with my fair share of fuggos but I never once told them they were ugly or alien-esque because that is just unlady like. One guy looked super cute in pics but showed up looking like a cross between Steve-O and Judge Judy with a receding hairline and a broken front tooth. You smile, remain polite, drown your disappointment and dashed hopes in liquor, give them an angry handy j in the restaurant parking lot and then ignore their fervent texts and phone calls. Geeze, am I the only lady left in this world?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75204624866339819942013-08-30T04:54:59.364-04:002013-08-30T04:54:59.364-04:00Get a clue Steve, she wanted the anal probe. She&#...Get a clue Steve, she wanted the anal probe. She's a lady so she's not going to come straight out and say it BUT if a woman says "You kinda look like E.T" you go three holes. You didn't pick up the good news so she was annoyed & had to awkwardly cover her tracks. <br />Secondly, who the hell is Elliott?TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.com