tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post7239728376980261899..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Why I Only Eat Egg Rolls With a KnifeJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-32096973347905957252017-05-02T02:06:44.383-04:002017-05-02T02:06:44.383-04:00Bahaha!Bahaha!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05081522456830787378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-40178557208383922302017-04-21T11:38:08.067-04:002017-04-21T11:38:08.067-04:00Do you think the folds on both ends hurt? Maybe th...Do you think the folds on both ends hurt? Maybe that's a result of a botched circumcision and it's "insensitive" to comment on it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-69922376103053904502017-04-21T08:34:37.928-04:002017-04-21T08:34:37.928-04:00OP should have mentioned that she was leaving beca...OP should have mentioned that she was leaving because the "egg roll" was too small.ladydyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08851750115839939912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39818061021635537172017-04-21T03:46:14.608-04:002017-04-21T03:46:14.608-04:00Reminds me of Stifler from American Pie.Reminds me of Stifler from American Pie.MelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75483789478108198572017-04-20T21:42:58.382-04:002017-04-20T21:42:58.382-04:00Anyone else think of "Superbad"?Anyone else think of "Superbad"?Angel Singerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817431718944020628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46877742139399427732017-04-20T10:16:04.669-04:002017-04-20T10:16:04.669-04:00You are my spirit animalYou are my spirit animalMelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-18620734955180114422017-04-20T08:46:53.858-04:002017-04-20T08:46:53.858-04:00You just made my day.You just made my day.ladydyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08851750115839939912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-14377450704347119522017-04-20T08:14:48.526-04:002017-04-20T08:14:48.526-04:00This happens to me too, except it's with baby ...This happens to me too, except it's with baby carrots...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90671539188247591142017-04-20T08:11:30.440-04:002017-04-20T08:11:30.440-04:00This is why I have stopped taking women to cafes s...This is why I have stopped taking women to cafes serving yogurt parfaits. Inevitably, she gets one that has a sliced banana, and I say "you eating that makes me think of you cutting off my dick and slicing it up." Then I scream "Demon!" and push her chair over (as one would).<br /><br />That's something you can explain to a reasonable cop once or twice or four times, but after the fifth time, the cops act like it's my fault.Bob Frost is Deadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10164071337314754061noreply@blogger.com