tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post6659431030349626670..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: The New RomanceJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-17169590070442490002010-09-02T11:48:47.784-04:002010-09-02T11:48:47.784-04:00Romance? This guy was about as romantic as athlete...Romance? This guy was about as romantic as athlete's foot! He is an emotional infant at best and a pervert at worst and the OP dodged a bullet!Sparkinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03602607056150726360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37273219303815055892010-09-02T11:03:27.615-04:002010-09-02T11:03:27.615-04:00I have to say, the idea of an 80-year-old blowing ...I have to say, the idea of an 80-year-old blowing another 80-year-old to get a ride home is...quite an image. Because she can't drive at night, you know. All gumless and Jesus Christ this quickly got out of hand.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-87743918629200020132010-09-01T16:21:32.358-04:002010-09-01T16:21:32.358-04:00@Nikki, Well yeah... I was just proposing possibl...@Nikki, Well yeah... I was just proposing possible situations that this behavior might be at least be chalked up to either puberty or dementia. It hurts me to think that some people are really just that clueless, so I prefer the fantasy land in my brain. Ah, delusions.<br /><br />Actually, a lot of the times you can really tell the age of the OP simply by his or her writing style. But unless specified ("we were in high school," etc) I really don't thik it matters. I think it is best to imagine that all these dates here were between 80 year old widow(er)s. It makes for a disturbing mental picture. <br /><br />I just like to throw bullshit in the air and see how many folks can get out of the way. ;)Tooth Hurtynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-4967346072484093482010-09-01T09:37:13.976-04:002010-09-01T09:37:13.976-04:00@Tooth Hurty: He obviously wasn't a teenager i...@Tooth Hurty: He obviously wasn't a teenager if they went to a wine tasting. Granted, it could have been in Europe where the legal drinking age is under 21, but there wasn't really anything in the story to indicate that this date took place somewhere outside the US.<br /><br />And I'm going to state the obvious: Jared has no control over whether or not people post their ages. It'd be a little fascist (and I'm something of a fascist, so I'd know) of him to require ages for posters. Yes, it would be interesting to know, so we could judge people better (easier to forgive the mistakes and immaturity of people who were actually young and immature), but it'd be a hassle to require ages.<br /><br />Now, if the OPs want to come on the forums and list their ages, that's another thing.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39449666698448608802010-08-31T23:54:23.122-04:002010-08-31T23:54:23.122-04:00Second that motion: require ages. Although can be...Second that motion: require ages. Although can be guessed most times, still interesting to know.Thadeusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-81337532116330801092010-08-31T21:47:21.736-04:002010-08-31T21:47:21.736-04:00Yikes, a bad case of the rapes! Glad the OP was s...Yikes, a bad case of the rapes! Glad the OP was smart and escaped this loser...creepy...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83756077336634234792010-08-31T18:45:16.222-04:002010-08-31T18:45:16.222-04:00I agree. I think Jared should have people that pos...I agree. I think Jared should have people that post here include their age. <br />I can't believe that this guy thought OP would still be there when he turned around! I bet he also thinks any female pizza delivery girl willing to have sex with him as a tip. Time to turn off the porn buddy and join the real world!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-56658131754328783622010-08-31T18:36:10.453-04:002010-08-31T18:36:10.453-04:00@5:25, that would be helpful in determining the cr...@5:25, that would be helpful in determining the creepy factor. Though certainly not acceptable behavior, it might be how a teenage boy with no experience would act. I can also see a very old man doing this, because hey, he might die soon so what the hell would he care. <br /><br />"Hey you young whipper-snappers, get a load of my boner!"<br /><br />Actually every other age in between would be awful. Personally, I think this guy is probably in his 40s, with his hair greased across his scalp, and smelling faintly of blue cheese. He wears a brown suit with a matching bow tie. He drives a '77 Ford Pinto The woman is around the same age and roughly resembles Helen Hunt in As Good as it Gets. This whole date takes place in Tulsa. Everything is awful.Tooth Hurtynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90593795381210567002010-08-31T18:30:00.291-04:002010-08-31T18:30:00.291-04:00Bonner storyBonner storyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31609515674571798142010-08-31T17:25:06.920-04:002010-08-31T17:25:06.920-04:00I really want to know the ages of these daters. S...I really want to know the ages of these daters. She said she was just off a "long term" relationship. I just wonder if these two were 30s, 40s or 50s?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-49538404987249404762010-08-31T16:17:41.478-04:002010-08-31T16:17:41.478-04:00Boner ??? He hardly knew her !!!
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Just so e...Boner ??? He hardly knew her !!!<br />- - - -<br />Just so everyone knows, not all guys online are this classless. <br /><br />Sounds like the OP did a good job of steering clear of this fist rate cad. <br /><br />@ Baku-chan - His second one was even smaller !<br /><br />---Tommy DaComicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-9292052855158168802010-08-31T13:39:54.187-04:002010-08-31T13:39:54.187-04:00Damn, that's just awful. Someone needs to stop...Damn, that's just awful. Someone needs to stop getting his "How to date women" tips from porn flicks.<br /><br />Me, I 've learned my pickup lines from reading romance novels. I would have said "Fair lady, doest thou feel my turgid manhood leaping forth? Your beauty hast awaken my loins. Take me, take me now!!!"<br /><br />It seemed awfully successful when a Celtic vampire said it to the time-travelling librarian from Ohio, but it may have been the kilt that clinched it.Mastiffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-64423574904515174492010-08-31T13:39:38.457-04:002010-08-31T13:39:38.457-04:00He sighed, then said, "I guess. Can you feel ...He sighed, then said, "I guess. Can you feel my boner?"<br /><br />I replied, "No. I guess it's too small!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5256704525093707872010-08-31T13:10:07.955-04:002010-08-31T13:10:07.955-04:00No he ment slow and romantic with a little dirty t...No he ment slow and romantic with a little dirty talk. Take my boner, yeah yeah take that boner.Lebowskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-61714569185400247742010-08-31T13:00:21.798-04:002010-08-31T13:00:21.798-04:00When I said I wanted to go slow, I meant emotional...When I said I wanted to go slow, I meant emotionally.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28153912126912484962010-08-31T12:33:30.321-04:002010-08-31T12:33:30.321-04:00Maybe this post can have my boner for dinner.Maybe this post can have my boner for dinner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-42037900652613757782010-08-31T11:41:36.954-04:002010-08-31T11:41:36.954-04:00This is a 5-star bad date story, but it left me fe...This is a 5-star bad date story, but it left me feeling creeped out and a little nauseous. What a disgusting guy! Agree with Nikki - you definitely dodged abcotRapes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-71142187080188559222010-08-31T10:28:09.518-04:002010-08-31T10:28:09.518-04:00This guy has the charms of a bloody booger soaked ...This guy has the charms of a bloody booger soaked in vinegar and then left on a mound of horse shot to dry.jonathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-84176120644684457762010-08-31T09:51:25.099-04:002010-08-31T09:51:25.099-04:00God, I love the word "boner."
Glad you ...God, I love the word "boner."<br /><br />Glad you avoided a bad case of the rapes, OP!Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-52962359516027805492010-08-31T09:49:07.663-04:002010-08-31T09:49:07.663-04:00I got this story in my RSS feed, and the first sen...I got this story in my RSS feed, and the first sentence that caught my eye was "Then I felt his boner."<br /><br />I knew this was going to be a good way to start my day! Great story!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-35437003582479488502010-08-31T09:46:04.221-04:002010-08-31T09:46:04.221-04:00He sounds like the rapist who lives on my street. ...He sounds like the rapist who lives on my street. Hope he doesn't know where you live...N3WYORKD3VILhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16204513294137155619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54530878611670098342010-08-31T09:44:50.511-04:002010-08-31T09:44:50.511-04:009:33, not if your stomach were growling.9:33, not if your stomach were growling.Seven-Thirtynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20929946406776036482010-08-31T09:33:58.772-04:002010-08-31T09:33:58.772-04:00He sighed, then said, "I guess. Can you feel...He sighed, then said, "I guess. Can you feel my boner?"<br /><br />Haha! Wasn't expecting that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24714961109848647342010-08-31T09:33:41.466-04:002010-08-31T09:33:41.466-04:00I think I would have ducked out after the first me...I think I would have ducked out after the first mention of his boner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-9335848812147079522010-08-31T09:31:08.205-04:002010-08-31T09:31:08.205-04:00Ah, the old don't-you-touch-me-just-my-boner s...Ah, the old don't-you-touch-me-just-my-boner strategem. Never fails to end in a wank fest.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.com