tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post6334577345211855927..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Schoolyard HummerJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-1730151675572172352014-01-05T16:42:40.540-05:002014-01-05T16:42:40.540-05:00:D:DTechRyzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04082749043943775414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-19335627262646609432013-12-05T14:08:51.988-05:002013-12-05T14:08:51.988-05:00"... I offered to take her out for coffee or ..."... I offered to take her out for coffee or ice cream or whatever angry people consume to calm down." They eat small children.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57810865006691371432013-12-05T11:33:51.275-05:002013-12-05T11:33:51.275-05:00ohhh. wolfie, I get it now. Thanks for the expla...ohhh. wolfie, I get it now. Thanks for the explanation. tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-36308784342685714542013-12-04T17:37:13.933-05:002013-12-04T17:37:13.933-05:00Tanette, what you don't understand is that whe...Tanette, what you don't understand is that when men are on dates there is often a constant negotiation going on between their brains and their penises. For example:<br /><br />Brain: She's so smart, I wish you'd see what I see in her.<br />Penis: No! She's unattractive and I hate her!<br />Brain: Come on, just one date to see if you like her. I'll buy us a few drinks, and maybe the beer goggles will help.<br />Penis: Well... if you're buying drinks...<br /><br />Or it could be something like this:<br /><br />Brain: Did... did she really just say that the Virgin Islands are the best U.S. STATE?!? Did she? Oh, we are out of here.<br />Penis: Come on, man, give her a chance! I let you do your thing when you wanted to date that nerd programmer chick.<br />Brain: OK, fine, we'll give it a try. (Five minutes elapse.) She... she just said she admires SARAH PALIN! Without sarcasm!!! Oh fuck this - you're using porn and the sock tonight.<br />Penis: NOOOOOOoooooooo!wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-44793761598291917412013-12-04T14:28:38.395-05:002013-12-04T14:28:38.395-05:00Tanette. What exactly is wrong with continuing a d...Tanette. What exactly is wrong with continuing a date with someone who is hot? It's not like he was looking for her to be his GF at that point or that she did anything deserving of respect. I will say he did seem like a pushover, but part of me felt very amused by the fact that this situation will probably make the OP very hesitant to make up a lie like that (instead of just ending the date)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-22681767632691306722013-12-04T11:07:31.514-05:002013-12-04T11:07:31.514-05:00That sounds like Canadian Royal Tradition.That sounds like Canadian Royal Tradition.Joshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637989505105477332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-7694550689416472762013-12-04T10:54:35.292-05:002013-12-04T10:54:35.292-05:00The OP is also a douche because he kept going on t...The OP is also a douche because he kept going on the date because she was hot. Boo.tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-84588014831602607002013-12-03T17:26:41.094-05:002013-12-03T17:26:41.094-05:00This OP sure is dumb. If you are on a date with a ...This OP sure is dumb. If you are on a date with a girl and she says she wants to be elsewhere and then takes you to a non event then you are the event. Tradition dictates that she shuts her eyes and hums Brahms' Lullaby while you lick her neck with your big smelly tongue and dry hump her leg.TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24803981799028602552013-12-03T13:06:49.375-05:002013-12-03T13:06:49.375-05:00Hello doormat / stalker. She was clearly not into ...Hello doormat / stalker. She was clearly not into you. She even took you to a non-event. Yet, you would want to buy her ice cream. Dubelueeeteeeeff? SplitScreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15842435465892552249noreply@blogger.com